What's the best quick joke you know?

[earllogjam]

Why here Helen Keller's hands purple?

Because she heard it through the grapevine.

 

[willow78]

Why does Prince Charles have a blue dick?

He used to dip it in dye.....:wink:

 

[poultrygeist]

I think this one might be old....

What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and a jockstrap?

--One's a dictator, one's a dick-toter.

 

[joe1]

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?
It's making ALL the headlines!

 

[chicagosam]

What's the best quick joke you know?

George Dubbya Bush

Sarah Palin

Michelle Palin

John Boehner

Rick Perry

 

[willow78]

What's blue and shags old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue overcoat.

 

[blackfan]

Dwarf clairvoyant escapes ! Small medium at large !

 

[BudoTitan]

two muffins in the oven
one muffin looks over and says "boy sure is hot in here"
the other muffin turns in shock "holy shit a talking muffin"

 

[Endued]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Doug.

 

[185248]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic.

All I got my girlfriend for christmas was a whip. I'm expecting some sort of backlash.

 

[elyocttam]

why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide.

why did the chicken cross the amusement park?
to get to the other ride.

why did the pervert cross the road?
his dick was stapled to the chicken.

how do you get a nun pregnant?
fuck her!

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

Why do gay men have mustaches?
(To hide the stretch marks)

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
(hung)

 

[185248]

A camel walks into a cafe and orders a cup of coffee. The waiter asks sugar, one lump or two?

 

[Samsambobam]

What do you call a black man flying a plane?
*I don't know*
A pilot, you racist!

 

[Pecker]

My neighbors are in counseling. They are both dyslexic and have not been able to do the 96.

 

[dude_007]

What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck

 

[earllogjam]

Ummm, yeah.

Why were Helen Keller's hands purple?

Cuz she heard it from the grapevine.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

A mouse finds a Viagra tablet on the floor and, being a mouse, eats it whole.

Half an hour later he's roaming the house screaming, "WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' PUSSY NOW?"

 

[589189]

this is a visual gag....so you need to use your imagination.......

Q:Why do gay men make hopeless Boxers?
A: because they think this is a fist.......*fingers held together for fisting*

 

[B_stu.kay823]

What happens to a lawyer when he takes viagra?

He gets taller