What's the best quick joke you know?
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What's the Difference between Santa and Tiger woods?
Santa stops at three Ho's.
did you know Grumpy from the Seven Dwarves got arrested for tax evasion?
He got caught short.
Santa stops at three Ho's.
did you know Grumpy from the Seven Dwarves got arrested for tax evasion?
He got caught short.
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A elderly man and woman who were about to have sex for the first time. The woman stopped him and said.
Before we go any further, i want you to know i have acute angina. The man replied.
I hope you do. Your tits are shot.
Before we go any further, i want you to know i have acute angina. The man replied.
I hope you do. Your tits are shot.
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A man hadn't spoken to his wife for thirty years.
He didn't want to interrupt her.
He didn't want to interrupt her.
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I dunno if it's the best, but where I was working today, a little bit out of town. They seem to be having a fly plague after all the wet. I swallowed one, I gagged as it caught in my throat before it went down, nearly had a little reflux action 
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The owner of the property asked if I was ok, I said that I just swallowed a fly, I've heard of having butterflies in the stomach, guess I missed out on the butter part..........she found it funny
. The owner of the property asked if I was ok, I said that I just swallowed a fly, I've heard of having butterflies in the stomach, guess I missed out on the butter part..........she found it funny
