Whats the best technique?

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  1. Dr Rock

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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    I recommend getting someone else to do it for you.
     
  2. Altairion

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    I believe that is when it stops being masturbation Rock :)

    Personally, I just do the up-down motion too. But you do have 2 hands dude, use em well. Play with your balls or something.
     
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    <--- first post: I like to keep my thumb pointed up so it draws across the head on each downward stroke.
     
  4. SomeGuyOverThere

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    Simple:

    1: stroke flacid cock gently untill it becomes erect.
    2: Thik of something incredibly erotic
    3: grasp penis with both hands and stroke
    4: when about to cum, stop, take your hands away and wait for a few seconds.
    5: repeat steps 3 + 4 unill you get to the point where you cant bare to stop then
    6: ejactulate with a spectacular orgasm. :)
     
  5. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    I believe that is when it stops being masturbation Rock :)
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    Mutual masturbation is still masturbation. It&#39;s like solitaire for two players, only different. :D
     
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    Even better....get some condoms, put one on and let your own pre-cum build up inside for lube, and do your stuff.......sloooowwwlyyyy.

    mrsparkle
     
  8. jonb

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    Oh, a little poem I wrote under the pseudonym "Harry Palmer":

    The Best Lover

    When you have the urge, most guys do one thing
    But solo love can be beyond your wildest dreams
    Set an hour or two a day to erotically exult
    Work it slow for best results
    Left hand right hand or both can linger
    Hold him against your abs using one finger
    Whole fist two fingers or at an angle
    Will make him stand instead of dangle
    Tempo changes in your strokes
    You can just rub or you can choke
    If you&#39;re tired of up and down
    Hold with one while stroking round
    Abs arms legs and nips
    Balls thighs and taint make good side trips
    The priest, lawyer, and physician
    Use standing, sitting, and supine positions
    Just stroke the head and hold the shaft
    Or don&#39;t involve his head in your craft
    You can rub our old friend Dick
    Back and forth like campfire sticks
    Back is one way you can pull
    Or milk forward like a bull
    Thrust in your hand arms thighs like with a lass
    Put one finger under the hood for a blast
    Move the hood against the head
    Unless the hood some doctor shred
    Pull him down toward the ground
    He pops back up pull him round
    You can buy a woman made of rubber
    Or just the hole but for the more discrete lover
    Banana peels cantaloupes and shower heads
    Watermelons water wings and even your bed
    Albolene, lotion, oil, and natural lubricant
    Can help it feel more like her
    Continuing on my lust takes me
    By now my balls have started to ache me OHHHHHHHHH
    And that was my time with my hand
    I&#39;m so horny I&#39;ll do it again
     
  9. jonb

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    And yes, "milk it . . . like a bull" was intentional.
     
  10. Imported

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    tricknc: If you want to shoot harder, all you have to do is quickly make your knees touch each other with the rythym of your ejaculations
     
  11. contortionist

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    When my g/f masturbates me I do 3 things First I get her to apply a good dollop of KY to her hand. Second I keep my hand on the base so she can only work the sensitive part and third, I make sure she points it away from my face.
     
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