What's the best way to bring up my penis size to a female friend?

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So there's this girl I've been talking to. I've been talking to her a lot. She's really cool. However, it seems like she just likes me as a friend as she hasn't given any direct hints of thinking I am hot. She is a bit promiscuous, meaning she's likely a size queen. How can I bring up my size to her?
 
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Promiscuity has absolutely nothing to do with anyone having a size preference. I don't know any women personally, online or offline who would take kindly to a man just bringing up their dick. It would lose you any opportunity at ever getting naked with the woman. Do exceptions exist? Sure. I literally do not know of a single woman who would be that exception. Not even one.
 

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Promiscuity has absolutely nothing to do with anyone having a size preference. I don't know any women personally, online or offline who would take kindly to a man just bringing up their dick. It would lose you any opportunity at ever getting naked with the woman. Do exceptions exist? Sure. I literally do not know of a single woman who would be that exception. Not even one.

True. I am just tired of being the gay best friend but being straight, lol.
 

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Have you tried flirting with her? Or asking her out? It's nice to be treated as an autonomous individual with their own wants and desires, so instead of insinuating something about your size, tell her you're interested and ask if she would like to go grab a coffee or drink. You can feel her out more then, and tell her what you are looking for. If she is not interested, accept graciously and move on to the next. Just because you hear she's promiscuous doesn't mean she wants to have sex with you.
 

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Promiscuity has absolutely nothing to do with anyone having a size preference. I don't know any women personally, online or offline who would take kindly to a man just bringing up their dick. It would lose you any opportunity at ever getting naked with the woman. Do exceptions exist? Sure. I literally do not know of a single woman who would be that exception. Not even one.

What she said.

And what I've always said is that if I learn about the size of your weenie before I get a chance to learn for myself then I'll never learn for myself because it ain't gonna happen.

If she's as randy as you believe her to be then make her want you. Tease. Flirt. Have fun and see what happens.

But please don't tell her about your ginormous weenie. Let her be surprised.
 

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That' my issue. I have no idea how to tease, flirt, etc. Which is probably why I am single :(

You cannot force flirting. It has to come naturally. And the first thing you have to do is become comfortable with yourself. Once you achieve that the rest will come naturally.

Believe it or not, women are people, and they actually converse with other people. You said you talk with her. There's a start! Keep talking. Ask her about something that interests her. Compliment her shoes. Hoo boy, if you compliment my shoes I'll tell you where I got them, and what size they came in, and how this particular brand's sizes are so different, and how they feel after a day's work. Yeah, I kinda go on about shoes.

Ask her how her work was yesterday or how her classes are going. Ask her for coffee. If she says she doesn't drink coffee tell her you'll buy her a water. Be loose. Be funny but not a comedian. Be smart, but try not to talk about yourself. So many times guys are trying to sell themselves, and that's not what we're looking for. We're looking for someone fun and nice to be with.

Don't think that being the quarterback in school makes us want to have sex with you. There are waaaaaaay too many factors that have to be processed before that option is even a consideration. And nowhere in that equation do we factor in weenie real estate. We already assume that you have one. Let's leave it at that.

OK, be comfortable, be friendly, be nice, and talk about her but not in a creepy way. Yeah, there's that too.

And sometimes just be quiet together. Not awkward quiet, just together quiet. You have no idea how loud that speaks.

Did I miss anything?
 
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So there's this girl I've been talking to. I've been talking to her a lot. She's really cool. However, it seems like she just likes me as a friend as she hasn't given any direct hints of thinking I am hot. She is a bit promiscuous, meaning she's likely a size queen. How can I bring up my size to her?
Hope this isn't the same female who you referred to as used up coz if so ur lucky she's even a friend
 
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So there's this girl I've been talking to. I've been talking to her a lot. She's really cool. However, it seems like she just likes me as a friend as she hasn't given any direct hints of thinking I am hot. She is a bit promiscuous, meaning she's likely a size queen. How can I bring up my size to her?

Do you have any idea how rare it is for a woman to have such a size preference that she would be hot to trot if you mentioned your size?

If she is promiscuous she probably wondering why you aren't attracted to her like to many men are. Most available guys probably ask her for a date.