whats the best way to get rid of morning wood

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  1. desistud

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    everytime i goto work in the morning on the bus i end up getting wood before getting off, it sucks because i wear fitted jeans/trousers and there really isnt anything left to imagination. ll im sure im not the only one with this problem, what do u all do to get rid of it.
     
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    pull it to the side with ur hand in ur pocket, or stop wearing fited jeans/trousers
     
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    You could just not bother trying to get rid of it and enjoy the attention and admiration. :wink:
     
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    ^^ Stop at his house on the way to work^^
     
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    Um, mornin' wood is what's makin' the tent when you wake up, desistud.
    (Not always available, but the best solution is mornin' head.)

     
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    I'm just glad that my man appreciates it when I wake up with my morning woody
     
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    I wonder what I'm gonna have to pay you for my 10% agent's fee? :tongue:
     
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    As usual... for you... I'll take it out in trade
     
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    take the bus in the afternoon
     
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    I agree with Rubi. A quicky in the morning keeps it down for a few hours.
     
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    It is a form of morning exercise...
     
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    I find that If I don't eat in the morning and am riding somewhere like that, I have non-stop wood for the duration of the ride.

    A quick jerk, or as suggested, a quickie should help too.
     
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    Sit dangerously close to the least attractive passenger.
     
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    Take care of it in the morning before you shower.
     
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    Cum one-three times before getting out of bed.
     
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    Get up a few minutes early and either get laid or have some hand action
     
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    What he said.

    I'm curious, who is on the bus that gives you a woody?
    Why can't you just j/o before you leave the house?
     
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