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...someone ever told you? In real life, and online.


Well a guy told me that he wanted to fuck my girlfriend in front of me and that I should give him my gf #.

Another guy told me he was masturbating with a melon and that it felt so great.


Both online. Your turn.
 

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...someone ever told you? In real life, and online.


Well a guy told me that he wanted to fuck my girlfriend in front of me and that I should give him my gf #.

Another guy told me he was masturbating with a melon and that it felt so great.


Both online. Your turn.

LMFAO! you should see the video on xtube of the guy fucking a watermelon. :biggrin1:

oh and this one guy was like "so why don't you talk to me? are you scared?"

:eek:
 
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...someone ever told you? In real life, and online.

Another guy told me he was masturbating with a melon and that it felt so great.





A guy telling me that he ate a melon after somebody fucked it
 

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...someone ever told you? In real life, and online.


Well a guy told me that he wanted to fuck my girlfriend in front of me and that I should give him my gf #.

Another guy told me he was masturbating with a melon and that it felt so great.


Both online. Your turn.

lol. "masturbating with a melon." A guy I go to school with told me he stalks a girl he has a really big crush on. He's never talked to her but he knows where she lives, her friends' names, and her different outfits.
 

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lol. "masturbating with a melon." A guy I go to school with told me he stalks a girl he has a really big crush on. He's never talked to her but he knows where she lives, her friends' names, and her different outfits.

:eek: that's really creepy
 

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A guy in a bar came up to me and said, "you have a really nice bum bum, I bet your farts smell really good".
 

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A guy in a bar came up to me and said, "you have a really nice bum bum, I bet your farts smell really good".

HAW! :tongue: What's so strange about that?



In 4th grade, a teacher asked me if I needed a ride. When I said no he said, "Oh, right. Guess I should have known," and winked at me.

I still have no idea what the hell that means.:confused:
 

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Oh I finally thought of one. I was working admission for a rock concert, so, putting wrist bands on people and checking their IDs. I always IDed older women because it always makes them smile.

So one woman, who's maybe about 50, steps to the side to keep talking to me while I work.

Her: "So, are you interested in having some fun with an older woman? Curious?"
Me: "No sorry, I'm straight."
Her: "So's spaghetti until you get it wet and heat it up."
 

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Oh I finally thought of one. I was working admission for a rock concert, so, putting wrist bands on people and checking their IDs. I always IDed older women because it always makes them smile.

So one woman, who's maybe about 50, steps to the side to keep talking to me while I work.

Her: "So, are you interested in having some fun with an older woman? Curious?"
Me: "No sorry, I'm straight."
Her: "So's spaghetti until you get it wet and heat it up."

LMFAO! :biggrin1:
 

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Nay Nay, years ago I was chatting with a guy online who said that if I came to visit him in Bumfuck Kentucky or wherever it was he lived, we would have a great time drinking beer and fucking watermelons in his garden! He said he uses a pocket knife to cut out a vagina-sized hole in them, and then he gets busy.
 

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Nay Nay, years ago I was chatting with a guy online who said that if I came to visit him in Bumfuck Kentucky or wherever it was he lived, we would have a great time drinking beer and fucking watermelons in his garden! He said he uses a pocket knife to cut out a vagina-sized hole in them, and then he gets busy.

hahahaha! you know you want to fuck a melon... :wink:

you seriously should search for that vid on xtube. it makes a slurpy sound. :biggrin1:

i just couldn't stop watching it because i just never woulda thought a guy would be like "hey...i should try to fuck a melon." LMAO. and the hole was like a perfect circle that fit his penis. i'm like how the heck did he get it so perfect!? :confused: musta took lots of practice. he must fuck melons a lot. :tongue: