What's the creepiest thing...

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  1. Dominicanboy

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    ...someone ever told you? In real life, and online.


    Well a guy told me that he wanted to fuck my girlfriend in front of me and that I should give him my gf #.

    Another guy told me he was masturbating with a melon and that it felt so great.


    Both online. Your turn.
     
  2. D_Hyacinth Harrytwat

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    Dude, I don't think there's topping a melonfucker.
     
  3. nay-nay

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    LMFAO! you should see the video on xtube of the guy fucking a watermelon. :biggrin1:

    oh and this one guy was like "so why don't you talk to me? are you scared?"

    :eek:
     
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    Amateurs. I can't tell you all the stuff I've experienced in person while delivering the mail. blech
     
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    lol. "masturbating with a melon." A guy I go to school with told me he stalks a girl he has a really big crush on. He's never talked to her but he knows where she lives, her friends' names, and her different outfits.
     
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    :eek: that's really creepy
     
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    A guy in a bar came up to me and said, "you have a really nice bum bum, I bet your farts smell really good".
     
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    HAW! :tongue: What's so strange about that?



    In 4th grade, a teacher asked me if I needed a ride. When I said no he said, "Oh, right. Guess I should have known," and winked at me.

    I still have no idea what the hell that means.:confused:
     
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    ok Zero i didn't think i needed to explain this one. Lets start with the words bum bum and move on from there.
     
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    Oh I finally thought of one. I was working admission for a rock concert, so, putting wrist bands on people and checking their IDs. I always IDed older women because it always makes them smile.

    So one woman, who's maybe about 50, steps to the side to keep talking to me while I work.

    Her: "So, are you interested in having some fun with an older woman? Curious?"
    Me: "No sorry, I'm straight."
    Her: "So's spaghetti until you get it wet and heat it up."
     
  13. nay-nay

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    LMFAO! :biggrin1:
     
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    Nay Nay, years ago I was chatting with a guy online who said that if I came to visit him in Bumfuck Kentucky or wherever it was he lived, we would have a great time drinking beer and fucking watermelons in his garden! He said he uses a pocket knife to cut out a vagina-sized hole in them, and then he gets busy.
     
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    hahahaha! you know you want to fuck a melon... :wink:

    you seriously should search for that vid on xtube. it makes a slurpy sound. :biggrin1:

    i just couldn't stop watching it because i just never woulda thought a guy would be like "hey...i should try to fuck a melon." LMAO. and the hole was like a perfect circle that fit his penis. i'm like how the heck did he get it so perfect!? :confused: musta took lots of practice. he must fuck melons a lot. :tongue:
     
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    Maybe it's the guy I chatted with who put himself on xtube.

    I wonder if he eats the watermelon afterward?
     
  17. nay-nay

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    yeah, after he cums inside of it :wink:
     
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    i am never eating fruit salad again.

    ML

    ever.
     
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    Hey, I just thought of a great idea for a t-shirt: "10 Reasons Watermelons Are Better Than Vaginas."
     
  20. Penis Aficionado

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    I don't think you need to be that extreme, Mickey Lee. Just buy whole fruit and cut it up yourself, so you can be sure it wasn't fucked fruit.
     
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