What's the creepiest thing...

[cason]

I once tried to fuck a mango but it told me it didn't do people. Melons swing both ways though. And they are so much juicier.

 

[nay-nay]

Hey, I just thought of a great idea for a t-shirt: "10 Reasons Watermelons Are Better Than Vaginas."

or...

"10 reasons cucumbers are better than cocks."

LMFAO :biggrin1:

 

[nay-nay]

i am never eating fruit salad again.

ML

ever.

lmao. reminds me of this one recipe book that a friend showed me. it was semen recipes. LMFAO. so fucking gross man! shoulda seen the pic on the front. yucky.

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Have you ever actually had sex with a cucumber? Don't they have those little bumps on them? I always thought a zucchini would make a lot more sense, but what do I know?

 

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

lol. "masturbating with a melon." A guy I go to school with told me he stalks a girl he has a really big crush on. He's never talked to her but he knows where she lives, her friends' names, and her different outfits.

That right there is just funny...

I dont think I can remember anything off the hand that is creepy. I've heard some funny stuff in my life though, so i know there has to be at least one thing...

Hmm--oh, I remember when I was in like..high school we got some guy jacking off to Dora the Explorer.

 

[nay-nay]

Have you ever actually had sex with a cucumber? Don't they have those little bumps on them? I always thought a zucchini would make a lot more sense, but what do I know?

no, but i've thought about trying it. i always tell myself "i'll try it next time i have them around" but then i always forget!

...i knew i shoulda grabbed some at the store today. i was even looking at them! hahaha

i tried a banana once when i was younger but it didn't work out too well b/c i like to squeeze. and i'm pretty rough with myself so it split and got all mushy. :tongue:

 

[nay-nay]

That right there is just funny...

I dont think I can remember anything off the hand that is creepy. I've heard some funny stuff in my life though, so i know there has to be at least one thing...

Hmm--oh, I remember when I was in like..high school we got some guy jacking off to Dora the Explorer.

that's really weird!

...maybe he likes the hispanic ladies who speak espanol. :wink:

 

[Principessa]

I used to work with a guy with whom I had a love hate relationship. We were never intimate but our friendship, if you could call it that was like a see-saw. We had an argument one Sunday morning in the backroom about a display or something equally stupid and he said, "God I hate you so much right now. I wish I could rip off your head and fuck your esophagus." Here's the creepy part, he said it with such passion it kinda turned me on. :redface:

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Cool -- you made a banana split!

no, but i've thought about trying it. i always tell myself "i'll try it next time i have them around" but then i always forget!

...i knew i shoulda grabbed some at the store today. i was even looking at them! hahaha

i tried a banana once when i was younger but it didn't work out too well b/c i like to squeeze. and i'm pretty rough with myself so it split and got all mushy. :tongue:

 

[Hellboy0]

Chatted for months with this guy online... Thought I knew him. Then he asked me out for coffee but said to wait for a bit cuz he'd been out all night and needed to nap.

I said that's cool and that he must have had a good time.

He replied 'Yeah. Did crystal for the first time'. At which point I said 'See ya...have a good life'...and hard punched the Ignore button.

Fuck that creeped me out.

 

[Hellboy0]

Chatted for months with this guy online... Thought I knew him. Then he asked me out for coffee but said to wait for a bit cuz he'd been out all night and needed to nap.

I said that's cool and that he must have had a good time.

He replied 'Yeah. Did crystal for the first time'. At which point I said 'See ya...have a good life'...and hard punched the Ignore button.

Fuck that creeped me out.

 

[MickeyLee]

between this thread and the penis comparison thread lpsg has made grocery shopping ever so more fun.

if you check out toysinbabeland or blowfish.com they tell you to use a cucumber to size the dildo you plan on ordering.

ML

produce the recyclable sex toy :biggrin1:

 

[nay-nay]

between this thread and the penis comparison thread lpsg has made grocery shopping ever so more fun.

if you check out toysinbabeland or blowfish.com they tell you to use a cucumber to size the dildo you plan on ordering.

ML

produce the recyclable sex toy :biggrin1:

hahaha! that's interesting. i woulda never thought to do that. :biggrin1:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

That I loved someone after like... 4 hours. But I still love him.. so I don't think it's that creepy anymore.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Chatted for months with this guy online... Thought I knew him. Then he asked me out for coffee but said to wait for a bit cuz he'd been out all night and needed to nap.

I said that's cool and that he must have had a good time.

He replied 'Yeah. Did crystal for the first time'. At which point I said 'See ya...have a good life'...and hard punched the Ignore button.

Fuck that creeped me out.

LMAO. I've shocked a few people by admitting to doing drugs right before talking to them.. but none so bad as crystal.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Dude, I don't think there's topping a melonfucker.

XTube

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I've been asked if I've ever fucked my horse, if someone would let me be flown down to chicago to be his dominatrix for a weekend (I was 17 at the time), that someone would drive up to fuck me and bring me pure ecstasy, I'm sure I'll remember more.

 

[jeff black]

I had someone at the gym today (much older gentleman, maybe 70s, wrinkly, not even close to sugar daddy-land) stare at me for a few minutes while I was undressing...

I came back from the shower and he continued watching me as I took off the towel and dried off.

When does the creepy part start?? Well, after he finally gets a glimpse of my cock he says,
"Damn son, looks like you were working out in the shower, you shoulda called, I could have spotted you".

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I had someone at the gym today (much older gentleman, maybe 70s, wrinkly, not even close to sugar daddy-land) stare at me for a few minutes while I was undressing...

I came back from the shower and he continued watching me as I took off the towel and dried off.

When does the creepy part start?? Well, after he finally gets a glimpse of my cock he says,
"Damn son, looks like you were working out in the shower, you shoulda called, I could have spotted you".

BAHAHAHA! poor jeffy!