What's the deal with Mr Clean...gay or str8?

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by D_VictorVikkiTielVictoria, Nov 16, 2008.

  1. D_VictorVikkiTielVictoria

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    The guy shows up out of nowhere with his tight Tshirts but doesn't seem interested in fucking the Milf housewife.
    Another thought that keeps me up at night is, How hung is this guy?
    And is he cut or uncut?
    Also... wouldn't it be cool if he were a member of LPSG?

    Discuss :cool:
     
  2. D_VictorVikkiTielVictoria

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    What?? No one wants to go along with the joke?
    Cartoon characters are people too ya know!
    Or are you suggesting Mr Clean doesn't have a dick?
     
  3. Northland

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    He's dead Hubert!


    Yes, while the city cleaned, The actor known as Mr.Clean inhaled one too many buckets of cleansing fumes and died. House Peters Jr. (um, yeah, who knew there was an entire house of peters?) died in October of this year at the age of 92. His obit says he had been married and had a couple of sons and a daughter-but obituaries have been known to make mistakes.


    TV's 'Mr. Clean' dies at 92 - CNN.com

    House Peters Jr., actor who played Mr. Clean, dies at 92 | The Dish Rag | Los

    According to the listing at IMDB.com he was known in some circles by the nickname of Junie-which tells us (since his birthday was in January) that he was clearly into man/man action and was a bottom. The earring that Mr.Clean wears is further proof of this. Not to mention that perfect physique-which can only be obtained by working out in an all-male gym (after regular workouts of commonly known muscles, the guys get together and work on the other muscles and give back rubs in the showers).


    Clearly he was bisexual-enjoying sex with men and women everywhere.
     
  4. D_VictorVikkiTielVictoria

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    Now there's some very crushing news.
    I had no idea of his demise.
    Well, there goes my thread...shit!
    But he looked pretty good for 92 though :biggrin1:
     
  5. B_Jennuine73

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    OK, I didn't remember there was an actual human being that played that part.
     
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    They had in a few years back, animated him and used voice overs.

    Still, it's a commercial. Don't tell me people are getting turned on to cartoon characters again.
     
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    OMG! You write for the New York Post don't you? :tongue: I would recognize that distinctive style of pandering to the lowest common denominator of human society anywhere. :lmao: And you call yourself a professional writer. :rofl:
     
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    Mr.Clean:

    Mmmmm, well:

    Clean cuz of his Brilliant whites.

    Gay...Does it matter?
    Questioning both the 'animated', and 'real'.....

    Here's one: Do You Use Mr.Clean?

    LOL- and, God-help-me.....


    Peace, ALL

    (bigtoad waits for what may be, a bit of a Storm!)

    Love, bigtoad
     
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    (by-the-by: I think, besides the product, that 'Mr. Clean' cleaned-up almost any mess.......ah, heck: Butch-Top, depending on your 'fun'....yet, could be done.

    No offence to the actor who portrayed him, in real-life....but, that DAMN animation!)

    Someone call Dreamworks....or, at least, Falcon Studios!

    Peace!
     
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    gay or straight, i don't care... i'd hit it.
     
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    i have a few hot fantasies about mr clean................
     
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    only a few? :wink:
     
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    OMG if Mr. Clean doesn't set off your gaydar alarm you are a hopeless homosexual.

    Any buff bald headed middle aged man with 2 hoop earrings, manicured nails, perfectly tailored white T-shirt and tight pants and is into tidying the house screams HOMO.
     
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    ....and so:
    Horse-hung (?), tucked-butt(?), plowing-'cuz (?)'

    Laughing, and waiting- this is one-involved-thread....
    and "earllogjam": Pass me a martini, and bark like a dog!


    Peace, All! 'bigtoad' !
     
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    Wooof Wooof Wooof...............ah Hell:

    Someone scrub me down, disinfect-me, and , well, just give me a kiss.
    (Perhaps something Wonderful will happen!)

    Peace to All.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
     
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    The real Mr. Clean actually lives in my town.

    No seriously, the guy who was modeled to be and now is today Mr. Clean.

    I've never seen him though.
     
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    Mr Clean in Canada is a cartoon. He is bald, and a man in his situation and name would have to be circumcised. There is no way that an uncut would be allowed to bear the name "Mr Clean" :) :) :) :) :)

    Seriously, he dates back from the era when every modern clean cut male was , humm... cut.
     
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