whats the downside of haveing a giant penis?

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Well, I'm not comfortable referring to my penis as "giant." Let's just say large. But one downside is that not all woman -- including my very petite wife -- are comfortable with it. My wife loves sex (thank God!) but it still makes her sore. That's a downside. (A couple of drinks helps :) )
 

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-Having to stop having sex b4 you even get started
-Having to stop in the middle of having sex
-Possible, long waiting periods between sessions
-Anal is often WAY out of the question
-Jealousy often rears it's ugly little head
-Inability to get it hard is often associated with the bigger ones
-Weak cumshots (just throwing out everything that cums to mind [get it, CUMS to mind])
 

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My Penis always gets to where ever I'm going before I do.

I have to buy 2 seats on a plane when I'm flying.

Whenever I go out, my Penis gets more attention than I do.
 

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My main problem is tieing it back into a knot after I have been to the toilet. It can also be difficult to hide when going about ones daily business. I found wearing baggy trousers and tucking the glans into my socks provides a reasonable solution( knotting it made it to "bulgy")

Another probem is having to tell all these woman that I am happily married, the look of dissapoinment of there little faces nearly brings me to tears.

The only practical use for being huge is that Im never short of a tow rope. A few loops through the towing eyes of a stranded car has extricated many a failed vehicle.
 

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I have to use the handicap urinal so I don't get the head wet...lol

Guy standing at a urinal...says to the guy next to him...damn this water is cold....other guy says...yeah and it's deep too.....lol hahahaha
 
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Also:
Clothing issues,
and, if you can't handle them, condoms.

Plus it can take a bit of blood / energy to enact and maintain an erection. (as mentioned by ibostyle11)


*looks around*

Not to mention, it could raise your weight division in boxing.
 

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I actually like the teeth scraping... not really...
It touching the toilet bowl water when I take a dump is never nice =\
 

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Bottoming out when I go deep into a woman.

Getting teeth scrapes during a blow job.

Uncomfortable condoms.

Some partners don't want to try anal sex or double-vaginal with me.

Getting erections at embarrassing moments.
 

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unwanted stares/attention, 'splashing' in public toilets, if you REALLY gotta pee getting it pulled out 'in time' (as I get older my bladder shrinks I swear), condom bases being TIGHT, teeth scraping, 'bottoming out', bring a 'dripper' unwanted wet spots (sheesh can't a guy check out anything that moves with out that danged wet spot? :), falling out of short boxers, sitting down on the bench at the gym and going places that you wonder when they were cleaned, having a lot of foreskin peeling back in time to piss with out 'sprinklering' the toilet, getting a woody during sleep- rolling over and pole vaulting off the bed, people who want 'it' but not 'you' (or worse, getting in bed then saying they changed their mind...grrrrr), short waisted pants (with no dick/ball room), jockstraps with room for dick OR balls but not both, 'falling out' of speedos, talking to people at work/the gym who in 10 years have no idea if I am bearded or cleanshaven (lol), the dog under my chair wagging his tail happily and racking the hell out of me...