unwanted stares/attention, 'splashing' in public toilets, if you REALLY gotta pee getting it pulled out 'in time' (as I get older my bladder shrinks I swear), condom bases being TIGHT, teeth scraping, 'bottoming out', bring a 'dripper' unwanted wet spots (sheesh can't a guy check out anything that moves with out that danged wet spot?
, falling out of short boxers, sitting down on the bench at the gym and going places that you wonder when they were cleaned, having a lot of foreskin peeling back in time to piss with out 'sprinklering' the toilet, getting a woody during sleep- rolling over and pole vaulting off the bed, people who want 'it' but not 'you' (or worse, getting in bed then saying they changed their mind...grrrrr), short waisted pants (with no dick/ball room), jockstraps with room for dick OR balls but not both, 'falling out' of speedos, talking to people at work/the gym who in 10 years have no idea if I am bearded or cleanshaven (lol), the dog under my chair wagging his tail happily and racking the hell out of me...