Whats The Easiest Way To Get Laid?

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is this from your road tested experience? when i was on tinder it was coffee dates galore... yawn.

And tons of... "what do you like to do for fun? what's your sign? how many brothers and sisters do you have?"... ugh...


If all you want is to get laid, nothing more? Then get Tinder and put pics of your bulge on it, women who are into just hooking up will respond.
 
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is this from your road tested experience? when i was on tinder it was coffee dates galore... yawn.

And tons of... "what do you like to do for fun? what's your sign? how many brothers and sisters do you have?"... ugh...

"Coffee dates and nothing more" begs the question, what is wrong with you? Why are women apparently finding you not attractive or interesting enough to pique their interest?
 

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I know this is an easy target for trolls, but here I go... i am sincerely asking what is the easiest way to get laid (with women)? This is a serious question. Thank you.
Have a huge cock and money and a sense of humor and be in shape and dress well and…

it’s pretty easy ;)
 
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Have a huge cock and money and a sense of humor and be in shape and dress well and…

it’s pretty easy ;)

Ask any woman, the huge cock is the least important item in your list.
 

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not sure what you mean. is a coffee date considered "interesting"?

"Coffee dates and nothing more" begs the question, what is wrong with you? Why are women apparently finding you not attractive or interesting enough to pique their interest?
 
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is this from your road tested experience? when i was on tinder it was coffee dates galore... yawn.

And tons of... "what do you like to do for fun? what's your sign? how many brothers and sisters do you have?"... ugh...

Sounds to me like you're looking for sex to be something you can demand when you want it, without having to be bothered with the fact that you'd be dealing with another human being in order to get it. So save your time, and ever women's time you encounter, and just get an escort. That's the kind of interaction it sounds like you want anyway.
 
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not sure what you mean. is a coffee date considered "interesting"?

Can you carry on a conversation? Are you interesting? Do you have cool hobbies? Play a musical instrument? Are you a dog/cat/chimpanzee/lizard lover? Are your clothes in decent condition? Hair clean? Beard well maintained? Are you height/weight proportionate? Do you treat your coffee date with respect? Do you ask about *her* interests/hobbies? Do you smile and laugh appropriately? Do you make her smile and laugh?

Need I go on?
 

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Ok fine, I’ll answer seriously. Finding a consensual sex partner is easier today than it has ever been, no joke.

Go on Tinder, put that you’re “just looking for no-strings fun” and put up some pics that make you look hot and fun and normal and not like a gigantic creep (hint: pics of your bulge are creepy and don’t help you at all). Then when you get a match, message a couple times to see if there’s any chemistry at all and be up front that you’re just looking for a hookup. Don’t expect every match to be down for that, and don’t lead them on. Just be honest and if they’re looking for more, just pass.

Eventually a like-minded woman will match with you and you two can fulfill your needs, no strings attached. That’s it. It’s not complicated at all.
 

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well. i agree. that's my experience. they dont care about size but they do care about money.
I’m thinking that an attitude like this might explain some of your troubles....
 

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I know this is an easy target for trolls, but here I go... i am sincerely asking what is the easiest way to get laid (with women)? This is a serious question. Thank you.
I used to be on a dating site and just asked women if they could be tempted by a very well endowed younger / older (delete as appropriate) man.

All the women in my gallery answered 'yes'.
 
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