What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?

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    What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?

    Follow the Captain.
     
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    OMG too soon.
     
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    And what's the fastest way to get the Italian coast guard to open fire?Why, have 'em listen to BUSTER'S premature jokes.
     
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    When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course"
     
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    And now the sucker can truly say he sunk his own career.
     
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    Thats good one.....
    Can i use it?
     
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    Why follow when you can trip and fall into the lifeboat yourself?
     
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    Use it only if you say SANK.
     
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    Fastest Way? This is a trick question, there is none, you're stuck.
     
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    Tell the all Male crew that they can't Fuck each other....
     
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