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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by larryteascr, Sep 6, 2009.
Fingers don't count!
For me it was a sharpie.
If you'd wanted to know the LAST thing.....
A Penis was the first thing i ever had up my ass.
Go on. Tell us anyway :wink:
I shall not mention his name to protect the guilty... suffice it to say the feeling kinda lingers.:wink:
The handle of a toilet plunger (greased it up with vaseline and sat down on it). It was when I was a teenager and experimenting, and was the most convenient thing I could find as the house was small and crowded and the bathroom was the only place for escape and exploration.
[FONT=arial, helvetica]The enema bulb syringe our family kept in the one bathroom we all shared.
An A320 fuselage. I removed the wings and tail first.
A glass rectal thermometer.
Or else my finger and then my friend's finger.
Very first thing was a nice dick! provided by my cousin
Other than a finger?
I'm pretty sure it would have been a cock. But I don't actually remember.
A little dildo shaped plastic object
Sounds like fun, but next time leave the tail attached. It will keep the fuselage from getting lost up your ass and save you an embarrassing trip to the emergency room.
BTW, do you deplane the passengers beforehand? I like the gerbil aspects.
Funny I remember this, but it was one of those pens with the 4 inks. You know the ones: white bottom, light blue top, and then the red, green, black and blue inks.
A couple months later, I used a 10-ink pen, which was I guess was about 6" long and 1 and 1/2 inches in diameter; they were popular with kids in the late 80's. I enjoyed that one so much. I think that might have been when I really thought I was gay for the first time. I might have been 12 or 13.
handle of a hairbrush with a condom over it lol. only thing suitable besides my finger really lol
First thing I put up my ass myself... A roll-on deodorant (the one that looks like a butt plug).
toothbrush case (travel container for a toothbrush)
Apart from a finger I used a handle of a small brush which was well lubricated.