What's the first thing you put up your ass?

[jpk338]

a tinkertoy i was 5 yrs old and my grandfather caught me. said i should take it out because i might get hurt-- nothing was ever mentioned again

 

[birocker]

nope, nothing...

 

[acheung]

This is an interesting post.... Reminds me of my days of exploration.

The first thing was a pen. I remember it hurting so much it caused me to bleed so I stopped for a few weeks. I got brave and decide to try something else so I used a yellow highlighter one of those chunky ones. This time I put it in the bathroom tub and it didn't hurt as bad but it still hurt. Exploration... Ah those were the days.

 

[latinbubbleass]

a hot thick cock of course!

 

[lycanross]

I found one of my moms dildos and dads condoms and well the rest is obvious.

 

[Yknarfy]

A broom handle.

 

[likeitlg]

An ex-girlfriends finger was the first thing to penetrate me.

 

[D_Seymour_Dix]

An ex-girlfriends finger was the first thing to penetrate me.

For me it was my current girlfriend

 

[bigman420]

toilet paper...coincidently the only thing...

 

[archie2004]

The neck of a wine bottle. I was probably 13 or 14 and got the bottle from my Dad's wine cellar. After that I sat on the post of my bed frame. Bad idea now that I think about it, but I loved it then...

 

[Kimahri]

First thing was a guy's penis.

 

[scotchirish]

probably a sharpie, but my favorite toy as a teen was a souvenir bat

 

[B_cigarbabe]

Fingers don't count!

For me it was a sharpie.

Money?:biggrin1:
C.B.:saevil:

 

[MalakingTiti]

A suitcase.

 

[hoosier05]

a toothbrush travel case. i was 13 or 14

 

[D_Doe_Ray_Mi]

uh . . . my finger only.

 

[D_Shia LePoof]

A toothbrush handle then a hairbrush handle the same day

 

[hairyversmuscle]

some guys finger, then his cock.

 

[mred0950]

A huge 10" dildo lubed with vegtable oil

 

[db3710]

My finger... After that I think a toothrush handle... I recently discovered the joys of using a plastic handled plunger. The plunger part makes it stand straight up on the floor of the shower, so all I do is squat over it in the shower and ride the handle. I don't know how many times I've ran out of hot water