What's The Funniest Joke Ever?

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  1. B_Awesome_Totty

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    Would like to hear the funniest joke ever.

    And can you get this?

    There are 2 rooms, one with 3 light bulbs (that never burn out) mounted on the wall, one with 3 switches (that never wear out). Your goal: to figure out which switch goes to which light bulb.

    These 2 rooms are separate and once inside one, you cannot not see inside the other. The room with the 3 switches has 1 switch connected to 1 light bulb in the other room. There are no tricks to the wiring, each individual switch goes to exactly 1 light bulb, and vice versa. You are allowed to go into the room with the 3 light bulbs as often and for as long as you like, but you cannot damage anything (to look at the wiring, for instance).

    Once you do go into the room with the 3 switches, you can flip the switches on and off as often and for as long as you like (again, barring any damaging activity), but as soon as you leave that room, you cannot return. You can then go back to the other room, but then you have to give your answer at that point.
     
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    flip the first switch wait 10 minutes, turn it off. flip the second switch and leave.

    You'll have two bulbs off and one on in the bulb room. Obviously the one on belongs to the one switch you have on. Of the two off bulbs one will still be warm which belongs to the first switch. The other wont be so must belong to the third switch.
     
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    No, Whos's the funniest joke in the world, what's the second funniest.
     
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    Aw, I couldn't figure that one out.. I feel stupid now. :(
     
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    Helen Keller walked into a bar.
     
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    Then there was the one about Grumpy from the seven dwarves being arrested for not paying his taxes because he got caught short.
     
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