What's the funniest piece of spam mail you've ever received?

[homelessmandril]

I only asked because about thirty seconds ago I received this:

http://reservationmert.info/as/colon/colon1.jpeg


Tragically when I click it tells me: 'Sorry! This offer is not available in your area.'.

What have they got against my colon?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Anything asking if I have erectional difficulties.