What's The Male Equivalent Of Big Boobs And A Low Cut Top?

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I am sure this question will have been asked before in one form or another, so sorry if this is a frequently raised topic.

I think most straight men have some kind of reaction to seeing a woman with big boobs wearing a low cut top or dress. It doesn't even necessarily have to be excessively revealing, or deliberately provocative; just a bit of cleavage, or a hint as to what fun lies beneath, and that's enough to make a man stare, or to get his blood pumping.

I just wondered if there are any features in a (clothed) man which can predictably and reliably get a reaction out of most women?
 
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A bespoke suit. The attention to detail and very conscious presentation of self is hot.

Board/basket ball shorts. They hang nicely off boy hips. Drawing attention to a bubble butt if a bubble butt is there.

Jeans worn low on the hips. Not ass hanging out low.

A t-shirt a bit snug in all the right places. Woof! Across the chest. A bit at the shoulders. On the bicep when softly flexed.

Dressing like a Winchester works particularly well on this specific female.

Do not. Under any circumstance outside of an adults only venue, such as fetish or swinging events, dress to draw attention to your dicks. It's tacky. It's pathetic. And it will lock down pussy harder than a bank vault.

There is a reason low-rise yoga pants are not mass marketed to men.
 

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Yeah I guess what you're phishing for is a good package

Thanks for the reply. I wasn't fishing for any particular response. In fact I thought that in most circumstances, having a visible bulge or penis outline would generally not be a good thing, even if it "looked good."

I'd heard that nice arms were a common thing, so it makes sense that you mentioned that
 
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+1 to a tailored suit, adding that it should reflect the wearer's personality and accentuate the good parts of their body type... whatever that body type is.

Beyond that, what trips my trigger will probably be dependent on the body.
Cowboy butts in well worn jeans.
Toned thighs in tight baseball pants
Big biceps/broad chest/wide lats in a T-shirt that is just a smidge snug.
An interesting watch with toned/vascular forearms
 
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Oh, I just thought of another one! Soooo... I'm pretty confident and comfortable around men... I'm rarely at a loss for words. I used to have a coworker who had the stereotypical swimmer's build.... completely rocking bod, but he was not an attractive man facially. We talked frequently, always professional, never anything across the line. One time, he came to my office wearing the BEST fitting cashmere V-neck sweater. It was a beautiful aubergine color, slim fit but not tight and it draped perfectly across his pecs. I was gobsmacked. I couldn't get my words out. Totally tongue tied. I mean I was a complete idiot. I remember thinking "this must be what it's like for a guy to see a big rack". He noticed my derpyness and asked if I was ok. I was honest and told him that was an extremely flattering sweater, and that I didn't realize he was quite that fit. He smiled really big and I felt good that it was still professional-ish.
 

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I'd have to say a plunge cut tops read trashy in any setting where ya should "Sunday Best" dress.

No titties out at PTA meeting. Church. Court Appearances. Job Interviews, unless titties out are a desired skill for said for the job. Meeting a partner's family.

I totes mean purposefully getting ya yabos out beyond a comfortable standard set by the local customs.

Fully acknowledge as a boob of ample size owner that tittehs can have a mind of their own. And sometimes tittehs are Albert Goldman and they cannot be reasoned with. Even a plain t-shirt can turn into a Dolly Parton in a tube top moment if the planets align just so.
 

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