Glad I'm not the only one to have had a micropenis guy. At the very hardest, this guy was 1.5" x 2.5/3.00". Never again unless it's an oralfest or he has some sort of extender or something. Also, he got very arrogant and said "WHY AM I THE ONE DOING ALL THE WORK?!"
Oh, really? I'm the one who figured out how to make the condom stay on (use a very gentle plumbing gasket as a sort of "elastic band". Fold the condom over and over like a jeans-leg cuff until the helmet hits the right spot. The gasket, if it is made of that Crocs-type polyurethane foam, will behave like a cross between Memory Foam and a ponytail holder. Before me, he had to hold them on.), and I endured the endless, terrible oral sex you gave, and yeah you asked me if I could deep throat, but I answered before you got your pants off and there's no way anybody but one of those lizards that can unhook its jaw and fold it back against its throat could get that thing past the front half of the tongue.