What's the weirdest thing that's gone in your mouth?

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A lizard, but not on purpose. I was syphening out my stepdad's boat in the backyard after a rainstorm. He probably crawled up the hose looking for a dry place. It was totally horrific - I spit it out immediately. I was 9 or 10.
 

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Well it's hard to top a lizard. Besides the obvious, thinking in straight mens terms, I guess just a normal everyday mosquito. The dam critters get lodged in the back of your throat and just stay there. I hate when that happens.
 

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Well it's hard to top a lizard. Besides the obvious, thinking in straight mens terms, I guess just a normal everyday mosquito. The dam critters get lodged in the back of your throat and just stay there. I hate when that happens.

Yeah, probably a bug or something.
 

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actually aside from food i dont like ive have my toes in my mouth only because i used to be able to do it when i was a baby and wanted too see if i could still do it. i want to know what this obvious thing is because its not obvious too me
 

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Yeah...I'm having trouble eliminating the "obvious" thing, as well. Ya know, I don't wanna start including all things considered obvious and disappoint the OP. I'd like to skip right to the non-obvious stuff. But I don't know where that line is drawn...
 

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Some pebble-flavoured sweets. Yes, seriously. Some sweets, flavoured like pebbles - the kind you would find on a beach. While I've never tasted a pebble, I imagine their flavour and texture was accurate.
 

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I once got a little bit of toilet water in my mouth while pathetically trying to fix a shit-filled clogged toilet with a wooden stick. Needless to say, it was a pretty horrific experience. If it had in any way been doable, I would have been prepared to remove the exterior layer of my lips, tongue and palate, as well as having all my teeth pulled out, the second after the water landed in my mouth.

Looking back, I'm glad I didn't go so far as to torture my mouth to cushion the blow of basically having shit in my mouth. But it does not come recommended. In all honesty, it's pretty nasty.

Argh... This was a bad memory. I wonder if this was "the obvious".