whats the weirdest thing youve ever asked a guy?

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  1. 1kmb1

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    it doesnt have to be sexual.

    ive had several girls ask me if they could put mascara (i think thats how its spelled) on me...
     
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    Just today I asked the guy behind the fresh fish counter at Wal-Mart if he had crabs.
     
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    wal-mart has a fresh fish counter?
     
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    I've asked a green grocer if they had couch potaoes. (to give my friends free kicks). Turned out they were totally clueless and started researching through their books and even phoned for help. :D



    Girls demanding a baby still throws me off the deep end.
     
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    When I was 17, I was living in an area where condoms were kept behind the counter at the local Pharmacy. You literally had to beg the Pharmacist to sell you some. I was about to lose my virginity, and I didn't want to deal with this old crank.

    I had a part-time job, and I thought the guys at work were being helpful to me, when I explained my predicament. Instead they conspired to set me up.
    They convinced me that they always got their condoms from Vince the Barber. "Oh yeah .. Vince makes book on ballgames, Vince 'll get ya a bottle after hours, Vince sells all types of condoms, etc etc" I went in to get a haircut (when I didn't really need one). After he'd finished and I was about to pay, I screwed up the courage to ask him for a dozen condoms. He looked at me with a mixture of annoyance and incredulity: "Whatthefuckyatalkinabout?! Geddoutaaaheyah"
     
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    Vince didn't set you up too? :(
     
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    Me, Drunk: "Man I'ld like to fuck her but good. Fix me up with her?"
    Him Pissed:"Asshole, that's my girlfriend"!
     
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    For sure I said lots of things that sound weirdest to both sexes because I didn't know better English language, I'm still lost many times...good thing I have short memory and people have to remind me what I said...

    I know that when I used the word 'can't' people looked at me weird..but than someone explained to me it sounds 'cunt' to them...and he became unconfortable to explain what it was for few seconds...:biggrin1:

    :eek: I was walking around telling people I was a cunt!

    And I do have tendency to speak before I think and spill lots of things for sure...
     
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    Those bands they put on lobster claws now have web address on them.

    How do they expect anybody to eat anything that has its own web site? Eeeeuuuwwww!
     
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    Lobster Claws look pathetic with those yellow wristbands with "LIVESTRONG" embossed on them.:smile:
     
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    There's an Irish Whiskey called Bushmills - they have a premium brand called Black Bush - I still can't resist asking fake blonde barmaids "Do you have a Black Bush?"
     
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    this thread kinda went in the wrong direction but whatever this works too.

    when i was in 9th grade i was walking down the hall with a friend of mine. it was during class so there wernt a lot of people in the hall. there was a guy behinde us and a girl in front (both seniors). they were like 40' apart... but anyways the guy randomly yells out to the girl "HEY, DO YOU STILL PUT-OUT?"
     
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    I really thought that story was going to turn into this one:

    A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms hed like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. Im really going to give it to this girl, the boy tells the pharmacist. I intend to go for hours and hours. The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. Oh Im so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious. The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!

    :biggrin1:
     
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    I once asked a guy if he wanted sausage in his bun.

    He didn't bat an eye, and said, "Yes, Please":smile: I love when people are polite.
     
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    Is it weird if you ask a hetero man to let you watch him have sex with another man?
     
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    I would call that odd.
     
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    Originally Posted by happyfeet [​IMG]
    Is it weird if you ask a hetero man to let you watch him have sex with another man?


    Hell yes it's weird! But you knew that or you wouldn't have asked us.
    Did you ever see the straight guy again?


    Raunchiest Thing I Ever Said During Sex:

    To set the scene, we'd engaged in some pleasant vanilla sex for about 40 minutes. He flipped me onto my belly shoved a pillow under my pelvis, pulled my hair a bit; and proceeded to fuck my well lubed ass as if doing so would actually bring about world peace, lower property taxes, and bring our soldiers home safely from Iraq & Iran. For some odd reason he slowed down. I shouted, "OH MY GOD! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT COCK OUT OF MY ASS!!!" Normally I am not a screammer, I let my good feelings be known, I'm just not loud about it. Well my upstairs neighbor heard. I know because when I went to the mailbox later that day, the old man gave me a dirty look and muttered that he was surprised I wasn't walking with a limp.

     
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    Yes. I was married to him at the time.

    Since then, it's become a pretty standard question of mine. Everyone says no, so far, but I'm determined to find one that says yes! :biggrin1:
     
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    My, wasn't he the envious beyotch.
     
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