whats the worst reason you've...

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by lerotic, Sep 3, 2008.

  1. lerotic

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    broken up with a girl..

    The reason I ask is that I just posted a reply to another thread ( the "does your GF's family know you're hung" ) and I mentioned the ex Jo, and thinking back now the only real reason I broke up with her was that her pussy ALWAYS tasted an smelt so bad after she got excited.

    Now I was ready to love this girl and she had a fit bod and a very nice pussy that I loved to eat, however as soon as she got wet it tasted an smelt awful, and i'm talking straight out of the shower too. I even changed the girls diet and it didn't change anything so I found some BS excuse about it wasn't her it was me etc etc and that was that....

    I just couldn't handle a foul tasting pussy .
     
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    sounds like a perfect reason to break up...
     
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    That's what you get for eating pussy. That shit has always looked nasty to me. Before you get offended, I've always thought butt sex (esp. rimming) was nasty too, whether str8 or gay. Dick in mouth = good. Pussy or butt in mouth = just not right.

    But that's just one user's opinion.
     
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    I always thought straight guys were "wired" for that and found it actually exciting. I am decidedly learning a lot on this board.

    It might sound like a shallow decision but I've learned that while sex is definitely not everything, it is often a necessary condition of success in a relationship (especially a young one).
     
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    seems like a simple conversation could have saved that relationship! :rolleyes:

    but I say that as one who dumped a girl simply because she flaked out on our plans one night...we had plans to go out & when I called to see if she was ready, she either told me that she couldn't go or would be late because one of her girlfriends was there & had some kind of issue going on...it was just the wrong time for her to change our plans & I just broke it off with her... (what a fool!)

    in retrospect, I think if I hadn't been so immature, we could have gone the distance...in fact, she has been the ONLY one I could have ever pictured myself marrying...
     
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    Maybe her pussy's taste was natures way of saying her and your DNA was not compatible to produce offspring. I can't blame you for breaking up since you did try to change her diet and stuff.
    Since you feel this way, it's a good thing your gay. :rolleyes:
     
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    Yeah I guess so only downside is she was wild about anal and not found that since, but there is just no way I could have spent years not eating pussy even with anal sex :)
     
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    I broke up because she was trying to cancel my personality and substitute me with a puppy ready to obey her anytime.
     
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    that's not a bad reason to break up...
     
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    told me she was pregnant
    and she really wasnt
     
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    she should have seen a doctor and made sure there wasn't something that had taken up residence in there... but hey, I would probably have done the same.
     
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    Worst reason I broke up with a girl? Gawd, there were so many:

    1) She was a spitter, not a swallower.

    2) I wanted to fuck other women. I should have done it and not told her.

    3) She had kids. But she was 32G-20-30, and she swallowed.
     
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    Worst reason i broke up with a Guy .. after 8 years..
    He was Bi..and i introduced him to his Current Wife'' hah
    WE all laff about it NOW....not quite so funny for the first few/6/8/10 .. months
    enz

    OP' hope you dont mind it being a Guy.. but we are ALL related in one way or another..?
     
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    Perfectly good reason to break up with a person. Body chemistry and smells are a huge part of sexual attraction.
     
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    :yikes: Women like that need to be shot! They make the rest of us look bad. :mad:

     
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