What's the WORST SONG to get stuck in your head?

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I was watching the LVDC of darts and they had this awful song on during the intro's. It goes something like:

I'm a hustler baby
Yeah, my daddy's baby

...Awful. But the video sequences they put with it made it stick in my head.
 
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Achy Breaky Heart by Miley Cyrus's daddy, Mullet Cyrus. It's awful.

But the real evil comes from the '80s (is that any surprise?). You just need to hear it once to never forget it: Toni Basil's Mickey. It's a fun song until you can't forget it when you want to. Then it becomes Chinese water torture. I defy you to listen to that song and think complex thoughts.

I frequently get Chumbawamba's Tubthumping and Bloodhound Gang's Bad Touch stuck in my head but I find them strangely pleasant. Bad Touch is a great driving song if you're not worried about getting a ticket.
 
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Here, here!!! Especially Lady Gaga's 'Love Game', where she sings or rambles on about wanting to dance on a guy's 'disco stick'. How poetic! WTF.
Funnily enough, her song "Poker Face" (which has already been mentioned in this thread) is apparently about the face she puts on when having sex with a man. She's allegedly bisexual so I assume she only appreciates men for their 'disco sticks'.
 

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Superstar, where you from? How's it going?
I know you got a clue what you're doing
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby

Look at you gettin' more than just a re-up
Baby, you got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)

Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are

(You!)
You got me goin'
(You!)
You're oh so charmin'
(You!)
But I can't do it
(You!)
You womanizer

Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are

(You!)
You say I'm crazy
(You!)
I got your crazy
(You!)
You're nothing but a
(You!)
Womanizer

Daddy-O, you got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you, you just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard, it could be easy
Who you are, that's just who you are, baby

Lollipop, must mistake me you're the sucker
To think that I would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you want it
But no way I'm never gonna fall for you, never you, baby

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)

Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are

(You!)
You got me goin'
(You!)
You're oh so charmin'
(You!)
But I can't do it
(You!)
You womanizer

Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are

(You!)
You say I'm crazy
(You!)
I got your crazy
(You!)
You're nothing but a
(You!)
Womanizer

Maybe if we both lived in a different world, yeah
(Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer)
It would be all good and maybe I could be your girl
But I can't, 'cause we don't, you!

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)

Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are

(You!)
You got me goin'
(You!)
You're oh so charmin'
(You!)
But I can't do it
(You!)
You womanizer

Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are

(You!)
You say I'm crazy
(You!)
I got your crazy
(You!)
You're nothing but a
(You!)
Womanizer

Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby


The MUZAK version of that song was
on in the elevator and
I was tapping my right foot
and singing the song to myself.

By the time I got to the floor I was supposed to get to...
As I was getting off,
a woman winked and told me that I should
"KILL THAT CHEATING MOTHERFUCKER" :rolleyes:

:biggrin1:


 

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Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby

The MUZAK version of that song was
on in the elevator and
I was tapping my right foot
and singing the song to myself.

By the time I got to the floor I was supposed to get to...
As I was getting off,
a woman winked and told me that I should
"KILL THAT CHEATING MOTHERFUCKER" :rolleyes:

:biggrin1:

I love that song :biggrin1:
 
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Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby


Lorry-driver, lorry-lorry driver, you're a lorry driver
Oh, lorry-driver, oh, you're a lorry driver baby... ;)

(Radio 1 version)
 
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Achy Breaky Heart by Miley Cyrus's daddy, Mullet Cyrus. It's awful.

But the real evil comes from the '80s (is that any surprise?). You just need to hear it once to never forget it: Toni Basil's Mickey. It's a fun song until you can't forget it when you want to. Then it becomes Chinese water torture. I defy you to listen to that song and think complex thoughts.

I frequently get Chumbawamba's Tubthumping and Bloodhound Gang's Bad Touch stuck in my head but I find them strangely pleasant. Bad Touch is a great driving song if you're not worried about getting a ticket.

ROFL@ Mullet Cyrus! :biggrin1:

Yeah, "Mickey" is a song that gets stuck in your head.

I love "Tubthumping" and "The Bad Touch"! :smile:

Didn't know you guys had heard of Chumbawumba? Presumably that's what Swedish-fish was referring to with the 'I get knocked down' song?

'Mickey' is quite catchy - the Ting Tings 'That's Not My Name' is very similar.
YouTube - The ting tings - That's not my name

I hate 'Saturday Night' by Whigfield. Recently can't get 'Boom Boom Pow' out of my head, or 'Diamond Rings' by Chipmunk.
YouTube - CHIPMUNK - DIAMOND RINGS (OUT JULY 6TH)

Yep, "That's Not My Name" is another gets-stuck-in-your-head song, but it's a fun song.

I have a funny story about "Boom Boom Pow". It's one of the two songs I actually used to hate but like now because of "Misheard Lyrics" (the other is Madonna's "Material Girl" - I still hate the lyrics of that one but at least during the part where she sings "If he can't raise my interest I'd better let him be", I can sing to myself "If he can't raise nine inches I'd better let him be" :biggrin1:) In "Boom Boom Pow" though, the misheard lyrics are G-rated but still hilarious. The actual lyric is "Gotta get that", but the misheard lyric is "Got a Kit-Kat"! I picture him with candy bars. :biggrin1:

However, my "PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!" song, which I refuse to link to because I haven't heard it in years and hope never to again, because it'll take me even more years to get the damn song out of my head :mad: is "I'm Not An Addict" by K's Choice.
 
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Blinded By The Light is a horrible song to get stuck in your head because you just know you're remembering little else but a bunch of mondegreens. You sit there listening to the stuck track,

Blinded by the light,
wrecked up like a douche
another rumor in the night


Wait? That can't be right! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY REALLY SAYING??
 

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carpeteria theme song. trust me on this.
i had a boss that used to sing or hum it everyday and it was around 1990, guess it was just stuck in his head.

YouTube - Carpeteria c.1980

but going through this thread i'll have to say "the original dancing badgers" just might surpass the carpeteria theme.
 
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I really despise nearly all of Italo/Euro disco from the 70s-80s era. While they are some good songs from that particular decade in dance music, however, they all sound the same to me. Same melody. Same harmony. Same type of singing. Really annoying. Cheesy synth bassline, brass guitars that shouldn't be placed there, loud drum machines for no particular effect, annoying whining vocals....I don't mean to sound racist, but if you either listen to them on either youtube or even a CD player....You realize as to how limited and surprisingly dated it sounds now. I mean, sure, Italo should be given some credits to Euro disco masters like Giorgio Moroder or Cerrone, but the aftermath is pretty bad as a whole. Not to sound negative about it, but it's the truth.
 
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A couple months ago I watched The Sound of Music from start to finish. Ugh... the songs were stuck in my heads for weeks. Even now, "I am sixteen going on seventeen" can get started so easily.

Fuck. I think I just ruined my day.