I think you should take a tip from ManlyBanisters, call up Snoozan, get a huge clam shell and pose as Venus De Milo fresh from the sea.
Snooze can probably make the clam shell. If not, maybe a Venus Fly Trap. :biggrin1:
I think Snoozan would do an excellent job of capturing your true beauty. She did when you, she, and DC showed those Phelpsian twits what for.
Snoozy's wonderful with the camera. Some of my favourite recent pics of myself are the candid ones she's taken in my home. I'll post one if I can find them.