Whats with all the new..."Hookup" threads

[kajawhatwhat]

Thanks! Before I post any more though I reckon I'd better lurk for a bit and learn the form...


Time to go reading.

 

[RideRocket]

Dammit, another one bites the dust. In the words of the Immortal Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence, "Faggot, faggot, faggot FAT-GOT!!"

I need your help to turn me from the 'darkside' Master Zora...

 

[rawbone8]

How can someone with such a nice cock be quoting The Partridge Family?

*I had a crush on David Cassidy as a kid*

and the Cassidy bros are both reputed to be well endowed — how prescient of you

 

[madame_zora]

and the Cassidy bros are both reputed to be well endowed — how prescient of you

That was certainly quite a few years before any conscious knowledge of male endowment, but here's a confession- the first time I even saw naked penes was as a preteen playing "truth or dare" and "spin the bottle" with the neighborhood gang. Being an only child, one just doesn't learn these things as easily. Anyway, my girlfriend down the street had made a comment to me privately about one of our neighbors having a particularly large dick and made this "eyes popping out of her head" face, so I set about seeing for myself. At that point, I just wanted to see- I was twelve and hadn't had sex or really even knew much about it.

All I can say is seeing is believing. Once I saw him naked everything changed. I stalked the poor bastard until I convinced him to take my virginity, which actually took some convincing. I was destined to end up here, haha.

 

[madame_zora]

I need your help to turn me from the 'darkside' Master Zora...

Call me that in real life and I just might save your soul.

 

[GoneA]

why would you call someone a "bunch of twigs?"

 

[Freddie53]

I would prefer them to be beaten about the genitals with large wooden spoons until they bleed, but maybe that's just my take on things.

Thank God I didn't start a thread asking for a hookup. LOL
Seriously, I have tried to be careful in the teasing unless I knwo the person will know for sure it is jsut nonsense here on the LPSG. At 54, I wouldn't want one of the young guys think I was serious.

Not that some of them wouldn't be absolutely wonderful to hook up with. I would never seriously consider it.

I agree with some of the above. Once someone is telling where they live and are looking for people to hook up with in their local area, that thread needs to be moved by the administrator to the Local Forum, not any of the others.

 

[b.c.]

I'm a married male living in Scotland, and I have a, I mean to say, well, what I want to say is...oh hell, this isn't easy is it?

Go ahead, dude. Spit it out! " I...have...a... ____

a) headache. Not t'nite m'luv.

b) bad itch that i just can't scratch right now.

c) handful of porcupines

 

[davidjh7]

I would prefer them to be beaten about the genitals with large wooden spoons until they bleed, but maybe that's just my take on things.

Of course, the size of the sppon should match the size of their testicles (see other threads).:biggrin1:

 

[BBB2.5]

Hey My friends .... this may not be nice but, lets stay on the path, and not turn off. Our problem here could grow into something huge before we know it.
:tongue:

 

[RideRocket]

Call me that in real life and I just might save your soul.

I'll call you whatever you want... twice if you like it! :biggrin1:

 

[Dorset]

I watched that show on Channel 4 and it did suggest that this site was purely here for picking up women who like big dicks - It was the only thing they said about the site!!!

I still have the email address of the woman doing the research for the show so maybe we should all bombard her inbox with abuse???

 

[headbang8]

Are you implying I should change my percentages to 1% Gay? I also love the Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, and Depeche Mode. Does each group count for a % point?
:biggrin1:

Yes, and the Pet Shop Boys counts for 5%. Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Ride Rocket? They would probably push you over the edge.

 

[RideRocket]

Yes, and the Pet Shop Boys counts for 5%. Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Ride Rocket? They would probably push you over the edge.

Whew! No Frankie for me! Do I get to 'recover' % points for also liking Metallica, Megadeth, and other heavy metal groups?

 

[D_alex8]

I watched that show on Channel 4 and it did suggest that this site was purely here for picking up women who like big dicks - It was the only thing they said about the site!!!

And once again we see the proof that Channel 4 has shifted from being an innovative programme-maker to representing the very worst of tabloid TV.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

And once again we see the proof that Channel 4 has shifted from being an innovative programme-maker to representing the very worst of tabloid TV.

In other words they're following the Fox model.

 

[D_alex8]

In other words they're following the Fox model.

When it started, the channel showed arthouse movies and in-depth documentaries, now it is best known for screening the UK version of "Big Brother". Draw your own conclusions.

 

[RideRocket]

Is it just me or has there been a recent influx of people posting threads looking for a potential "Hookup"....
Please let's not use this forum for something other than what it was intended for. Guys and Girls talking about dick....:tongue:
Not trying to get dick...:frown1:

Here is a quote from Rob_E reference the purpose of the site:

I think that one of the functions of this site should be for "hooking up", but that should not be the site's primary purpose.

The "Your local lpsg" need a lot of work.

So, yes trying to "hook up" is acceptable.

 

[Dr Rock]

When it started, the channel showed arthouse movies and in-depth documentaries, now it is best known for screening the UK version of "Big Brother". Draw your own conclusions.

yeah, C4 is just another cesspit these days. it started going downhill in the early 90s, gradually. I remember when it actually provided worthwhile relief from the endless garbage on the other 3 channels :/

 

[BBB2.5]

Here is a quote from Rob_E reference the purpose of the site:




So, yes trying to "hook up" is acceptable.

OMG.....wow I did not see that. Well I do hope that he goes back to clarify that this forum is not to be used for "Sexual Hookup". I believe what he meant to say was a place for men to "Hookup" with each other to DISCUSS the issues dealing with Large Penises.....At least that is what I hope he meant.

Rob are reading this???
:tongue: