What's Wrong w/ My Ass?

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  1. Incocknito

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    WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT

    Photo(s) attached. Its pretty graphic. And sore.

    I'm gonna go to the doctors tomorrow but wondered if anyone had any idea what it was?

    Looks like something has "prolapsed" out of my ass or maybe something is infected? I'm constipated most of the time and this has been a particularly "straining" week.

    Did I push some of my insides out of my ass? I'm ascared! :redface:
     

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    Just looks like a pile dude. I'd see the Doc and he'll tell ya what to do. Germoloids numbs the area - but I'd get a medical opinion first incase that's not the problem.
     
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    Looks like an external hemorrhoid.
     
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    Eww, seriously? But I'm so young! I had thought it was a hemerrhoid but didn't want to believe it. Time to look them up.

    I hope this isn't bad in the long term.
     
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    has nothing to do with age and will most likely go away after treatment:smokin: relax
     
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    Harharhar. I.m 51, finally bit the bullet and saw the PROCTOLOGIST> you know... the ARSEHOLE GUY It gets worse as you get older. So I went under the knive, 2 weeks of F@#$%T AGONY, but man, I wish I had done it when I was in my 20's. 3 1/2 weeks later, I am NORMAL, easy to go to the loo, no pain........Back in SE asia. Drinking, whoring, working on the oil rigs. So. GO TO A DOCTOR, SPEND THE TIME/CASH, forget the pain/blood/underpants/embarasment in the future.and get on with your life. GOOD LUCK!!!
    Apologies, very ,
    graphic. Have it seen to now,
     
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    Yup looks like a hemorrhoid to me. You said in your post that you'd be straining a lot this week, and hemorrhoid's are sometimes caused by straining too hard when you poop. Most likely your doctor will give you some suppositories and you will be all better in no time at all.

    Good job about getting a doctors appointment, always risky taking medical advice online!
     
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    And adjust your diet accordingly. Balence it properly, with greens and starches. Too much meat can cause this problem.
     
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    All good and solid advice. And go see the doctor. Catch it early.
     
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    I dunno, pics seem a bit... wrong... to me.
    if that's real, see a medical doctor
     
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    Same story here Peter...had them banded a month ago and as you say, I wish I had done this years ago...am 76 now and feel like new!:smile:
     
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    I know mon ami.... Why did we not have them done years ago?
    anyway, I'm good as new, having fun out here in Singas again. How you? trust well.
     
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    At first glance i thought it was a gomer pile. However it may be just a hemorrhoid. At any rate, do the right thing and go see a doctor. Be well and good luck to you.
     
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    Seconded. There are creams for that, relatively easy to get rid of. When you talk to your doctor, ask about dietary treatment, because sometimes, your body can trigger them to grow if you eat a bad combo of things.
     
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    Bit late i know .. i have had them from when a Teen and a young Adult
    Get them i was told be straining when pushing stools out.. constipation
    You can fiddle around and work them back in
    or
    I succcesfully experimented and it worked a treat by placing Aloe Vera (just any Aloe plant..shave the outer skin off and work the stuff in a little) - leave it there for a while
    Health Issues..no worries
    enz
    (of course your Dr will tell you something completely different to my rave- i geuss..? ha)
    enz
     
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    that's a hemaroid you shmuck
     
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    Thanks everyone. I hope I never get another one...I'm going to meditate when I'm on the toilet from now on.
     
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    you have a hemo(blood) roid.
    Your doctor will probably lance it.
    And give you instructions about your DIET and sitting on the shitter behavior.

    follow it.
     
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    Okay...

    Is it not possible that it could go away without surgery? I don't like getting things lanced and I'm especially scared about something so close to my privates being lanced...I don't even like the word 'lanced'...

    It seems a bit better now!
     
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    They come back. Really nothing else to do other than to up your fiber, not strain when you poop (that's what laxatives are for), and get the thing done. There are various therapies from rubberbanding it to laser treatments. Either way though, they tend to increase as you get older and some people are more prone to them than others. That means get rid of it now before it gets worse or the thing ruptures and bleeds which can happen very easily. Nothing like wiping your ass and seeing fresh red blood all over the toilet paper or dripping blood into a toilet bowl.
     
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