Whats your dick like?

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  1. Imported

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    remotehypnosis: My dick is a big happy friendly monster. We've been friends for years.

    Whats your dick like?
     
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    My dick likes blondes.
     
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    My dick does windows.
     
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    Mine likes tape measures.

    And hypnosis.
     
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    Mine love big meaty tits and a hoover mouth on a woman, and loves to share cum with women.
     
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    My dick likes -- no, DEMANDS -- constant attention.
     
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    My dick agrees with me about 70% of the time.
     
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    Gets up before I do. Won't go to sleep without attention. Tends to point at things he likes (rude).
     
  9. Imported

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    Big load: :lol:

    my dick and my hand are best friends :D :D
     
  10. Imported

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    Kazon: My dick needs constant attention, is always bouncing up & down & spits alot .(he's rude)
     
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    My dick is very good at baseball and croquet.
     
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    My dick wants to go sky diving and then try hang gliding.
     
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    My dick is an attention whore, likes long walks on the beach and enjoys reading and sci-fi movies.
    It also plays the keyboards but it's clumsy while typing on the computer!
     
  14. Imported

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    remotehypnosis: Some good answers here. I did mean what is your dick like, not what does your dick like!
     
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    Happy!
     
  16. ashlar

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    I actually knew that, it's just easier not to take you seriously.
    :wub:
     
  17. Knight-7x6

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    My dick is like a penis. I love it, it loves me :D and no I dont need hypnosis...
     
  18. Imported

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    remotehypnosis: It's inescapable! Everything is hypnosis! :blink:
     
  19. Imported

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    remotehypnosis: Glitter ID? Is that a type of lube?!

    Really though the meaning of any communication is the response it ellicits, so everything is hypnosis, and has a positive or negative effect on us.
     
  20. ashlar

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    That sounds less like hypnosis and more like philosophy to me. But what do I know?

    :p
     
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