Whats your dream job?

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Provider of sexual services to good looking virgins! Teacher for unexpirience girls...etc would ne nice job :)

Ehm, I'm a virgin... :redface::tongue::rolleyes:

My dream job:
LPSG Verification Picture Photographer
Duties - Worldwide travel, confirming penis length and girth and taking verification photograph.
Perks - All expenses paid by company, I get to keep the air miles.
Full medical, dental, Rx, and optical
Drawbacks - :confused: Give me a minute I'll think of something. :tongue:

I'm not quite sure if thorough testing should be listed under duties or perks :tongue:
 

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Then I can consider myself happily employed :) Only to meet you and sign the contract; You will not regret for hiring me :)
Ehm, I'm a virgin... :redface::tongue::rolleyes:



I'm not quite sure if thorough testing should be listed under duties or perks :tongue:
 

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Pilot of a Delta Air Lines B777. And shall I tell you something? I am one now. That brings me at least virtually closer to my 80s dream job of flying for Pan Am.
 

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Pilot of a Delta Air Lines B777. And shall I tell you something? I am one now. That brings me at least virtually closer to my 80s dream job of flying for Pan Am.
:smile: Congratulations! Delta just went WAY UP in my estimation!
 

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Having worked from home for the last few years, I must admit I enjoy it. You get everything done during work time and free time is just that.

I enjoy the job I do now, but I've been doing it for ages so it's maybe time for a change. I'd like to be outdoors in fine weather, so maybe gardening or something like that, or something in the leisure industry, working with people who're having fun.

I also love travel and languages, so perhaps doing something in tourism. I have a friend who spends the summer months doing tours of Italy and Greece. She gets paid to go on holiday (vacation) for three months. OK, it's not a sinecure, but I wouldn't mind doing that for a couple of seasons. She confessed to me the other day that on one Greek tour she'll be doing in a few weeks' time, all she's going to have to do for four days is to make sure that all of her party gets on and off the cruise ship. How good a job is that? She's going to get paid to sunbathe! Oddly enough, she won't tell me which company she works for.

Having done the odd bit of porn in my younger days, I'd say being a porn director/producer would be better than either a fluffer or cameraman as you have to do all the casting as well as the shooting, not to mention auditioning the new talent. That can be more fun than the shoot. One audition I did, there were 12 of us standing in a line stark naked, waiting to be auditioned. That was definitely one of the more interesting ones. The director's reasoning was that if you couldn't get naked and knock one out in front of 14 other guys (11 plus director and two assistants), you couldn't do it on camera, plus it gave him the chance to check if the goods measured up and let him play with another 12 cocks. Shame he was ugly but the other guys were cute and fit. Makes me wonder why I gave up...
 

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I want to be the official berth tester for Vince's yachts.:cool:

I enjoy what I do now. I run my own shop designing and building yachts and interiors. I really like the people I meet and work with.
Dream jobs-
MotoGP motorcycle rider
Pianist
Travel writer. I could do that now, but I ain't not a 2 good writer.
I want to own a dive boat and operate charters in the Andaman Sea. (This is actually what I plan to be doing in ten years)
 

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My dream job... is to work with troubled kids. Kids in juvenile detention centers, kids with criminal records, foster kids, homeless kids, kids in/from broken homes, kids who have been abused/neglected... you name it, I want to help with it. If I had all the money in the world, I'd open a state-of-the-art battered womens shelter, with all the security needed to make them safe, and with all the counseling, drug programs, etc to break the cycle... along with help for any children involved. I want to be a foster parent to as many kids as possible. I want to volunteer my time to work at detention centers, teaching anger management classes, or doing group counseling, or whatever else may be needed for the inmates.

I want to change the world for the better as much as humanly possible.

That's my dream job. :smile:
 

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I want to be the official berth tester for Vince's yachts.:cool:
It's a demanding job, which requires a great deal of stamina, the ability to work in a variety of positions, and a willingness to put in a lot of overtime.

But the perks are pretty good! :cool:
 

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I enjoy what I do now. I run my own shop designing and building yachts and interiors. I really like the people I meet and work with.

Doesn't yacht building get you in contact with a few people who have plenty of both, money and bad manners?

For some time, I played with a similar thought, putting my piloting experience and engineering training together to work for one of the smaller, more specialized aircraft manufacturers. However, I decided against.

:smile: Congratulations! Delta just went WAY UP in my estimation!

Well, you know to look out for tall brunettes when you fly Delta domestic next time.
 

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Doesn't yacht building get you in contact with a few people who have plenty of both, money and bad manners?

Sometimes you get those types. With them, my attitude is- "Yes sir, how my I assist you to spend your money?"

[/quote] Well, you know to look out for tall brunettes when you fly Delta domestic next time.[/quote]

hmmm... I was hoping it would be trans-Atlantic.
 

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Sometimes you get those types. With them, my attitude is- "Yes sir, how my I assist you to spend your money?"

I guess that's why I would never be a good sales person/customizer/whatever. My attitude towards those guys is: "No backseat driving!" And usually they make me bite.