What's your favorite LPSG thread?

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One of my favorites was the "Start A Rumor About the Person Above You" thread in the Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics section. At one point, things got so zany & ridiculous we were all laughing.

I forgot about that one! Youre right...it was great!
 

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Good, but not as good as this one:

Slamming cock in the door

Here's the original post:

Does anyone else have this problem? Seems I'm always walking around naked. My dick is pretty tough. But closing doors is a real hazard. What do you do about this? I'm thinking about replacing my doors with curtains or shudders:wink:

And here is one of my own contributions to said thread:

I understand your problem. I'm always knocking over furniture and punching out windows with my enormous erection, when I'm not shooting holes in the ceiling with my cannon-like ejaculations. My neighbors get really pissed off whenever I shoot a hole in a wall or in the ceiling, till I explain to them that I just can't help it. I have to decide whether to get the damage repaired or just to live in a half-wrecked house.

Oh, excuse me, I thought this was the "Fictional Stories" forum.

Shudders, definitely. I think shudders are just the thing for you. If they don't work, you can always try shutters.