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What's your go-to way to get your man off?
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And FYI, pizza and a carwash don't equate to pokey pokey time. Now, turning to ask me a question, stopping dead cold and saying "Wow, you look great!" It's naked beer time!
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I loved taking my girl by the back of her hair, leaning in, but stopping JUST before I kissed her. Then kiss.
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I'm single. Blow job seems pretty universally effective though.
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I scream, "GET OFF ME!"
And my ape boyfriend "gets off" then lumbers away to brood while making himself a sandwich or playing an excessively violent video game, etc..
And for record: In lieu of pizza, vacuuming, and gas, he can keep his mitts off my car. I've seen the way he drives it, first hand, like he's in a god damn off road rally. He can stick to beating up his own truck.
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But won't the pizza get cold?
That's what I was just thinking!!!
Ellie is pretty close with getting naked and giving him beer too!
But won't the pizza get cold?
1. y'all acting like cold pizza ain't delicious
2. i have a very Dean Winchester attitude toward my car "nobody drives baby cept me" no touchie!
3. i don't get the boy off quick. i tease, toy and generally torment him to the point of incoherent babbling before he gets off
cuz that is just what i do
what makes the boy go from "i have other things" to do to "i have to do you"
neck bites
when i bend his neck back for upside-down kisses,
a hand down his pants, front or back. he likes he butt grabbed
the phrase "hey, nekkid time, man-wookie"
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Pokes in side.
No response.
Pokes again.
Same.
Screams in ear: get the hell off my hair you wallowing buffalo.
Success.
No response.
Pokes again.
Same.
Screams in ear: get the hell off my hair you wallowing buffalo.
Success.
This cold pizza stuff - what is that all about? I never could bring myself to eat cold pizza, but husband will eat that for breakfast like it's a New Orleans jazz brunch at Court of Two Sisters.
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If the pizza is not good enough to eat the leftovers cold for breakfast, that pizza was never good enough to eat hot. Facts.
A lot of this thread seems to be more about seduction than getting him off. Feedback I've gotten from men seems to indicate that I have a way of watching a man's eyes that is appealing. From my perspective, if his eyes are no fun to watch, I don't want him. My eyes have been described as dark and questioning (or sometimes other words to that effect) and simultaneously guarded and seeking (or sometimes similar words to that effect). I'm aware of this habit of eye-watching with interesting men, and it is not meant to be part of my seduction play, but apparently it's an alluring trait. When I'm ready to shift gears and make a deliberate move, I will be watching his mouth.
When I'm hand feeding him from my plate, kissing my favorite parts of his face (usually while declaring out lout how irresistibly cute his nose, ear, dimple or whatever is), gently thumbing his hairline or jaw, getting him to spontaneously slow-dance with me, or doing something nice for him (like driving 200 miles because plans for him to come to my house fell through, baking something just for him, or editing his term paper) that's all early stages of seduction. It's generally effective, too.
However, the truth his seducing "him" is tailored to whomever he is, but no matter who I'm working on, it begins with seducing myself.
A lot of this thread seems to be more about seduction than getting him off. Feedback I've gotten from men seems to indicate that I have a way of watching a man's eyes that is appealing. From my perspective, if his eyes are no fun to watch, I don't want him. My eyes have been described as dark and questioning (or sometimes other words to that effect) and simultaneously guarded and seeking (or sometimes similar words to that effect). I'm aware of this habit of eye-watching with interesting men, and it is not meant to be part of my seduction play, but apparently it's an alluring trait. When I'm ready to shift gears and make a deliberate move, I will be watching his mouth.
When I'm hand feeding him from my plate, kissing my favorite parts of his face (usually while declaring out lout how irresistibly cute his nose, ear, dimple or whatever is), gently thumbing his hairline or jaw, getting him to spontaneously slow-dance with me, or doing something nice for him (like driving 200 miles because plans for him to come to my house fell through, baking something just for him, or editing his term paper) that's all early stages of seduction. It's generally effective, too.
However, the truth his seducing "him" is tailored to whomever he is, but no matter who I'm working on, it begins with seducing myself.
