I tend to forget things, so I follow a very specific ritual.
Upon arrival at gym:
1. Select locker, drop bag on bench in front.
2. Remove all street clothes, hang on hook in back of locker. Hang street shoes on two hooks at side of locker.
3. While standing naked, place bag in locker. Take everything for my workout (sneakers, gym shirt and shorts, sweat towel, gloves, water bottle, padlock) and arrange them on bench.
4. Double-check that I have everything I need, then padlock locker.
5. Put on gym clothes, and go work out.
After workout:
1. Lay sweat towel on bench. Pull of nasty, sweaty shirt and shorts, and place on towel.
2. Naked except for socks, unlock locker, grab shower slides and toss on floor.
3. Remove socks, slip on shower slides one foot at a time. (I will not stand on the locker room floor barefoot.)
4. Neatly roll up gym clothes in sweat towel, place in locker.
5 . Grab shower towel, toss over shoulder, lock locker.
6. Go to urinals and have a good piss, towel over shoulder.
7. Go to scale, throw towel on counter, weight myself.
8. Throw towel back over shoulder, go to shower room.
After shower:
1. Reach around the half-partition, grab towel off hook.
2. Start drying off, but as shower is rather cramped, and water pools on floor, step outside to continue toweling off.
3. Throw towel over shoulder, walk back toward locker.
3a. (Optional: If necessary stop along way for another piss.)
Back at locker:
1. Fold wet shower towel in half, lay out on floor in front of locker.
2. Stand naked on towel, kick off slides, unlock locker.
3. Pull out clean socks, put them on, stand on floor.
4. While waiting for fur to air dry, dry off shower slides.
5. Still waiting to air dry fur, retrieve gym stuff rolled up in small towel, and roll up shower towel around this, lay on bench.
6. Place street shoes on bench, pack wet towel roll, slides, gym sneakers, and padlock back in bag.
7. Lower body fairly dried now, thicker fur on top is not. So grab commando jeans and pull on.
8. Cock usually ends up hang out fly at this point. Grab cock, stuff down left leg, position bulge comfortably, and button up jeans.
9. Upper body fur still needs to air dry a bit. Put on street shoes while waiting.
10. Retrieve phone from bag, check messages, usually fur is dry by then.
11. Retrieve shirt from locker, check that locker is now completely empty, put on shirt.