whats your most unusual jerk off LUBE??

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  1. B_hardasarokkk

    B_hardasarokkk New Member

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    I have tried many types of lubrication when jerking off...
    Vaseline,butter,margerine,hair gel, engine oil lasts for hours ( dont try used oil, it makes your cock so dark!)
    aftershave to make your balls tight and tingly.

    whats yours??
     
  2. D_Morvah Carpetburne

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    bananana peel and i have also use aloe vera and honest my favorite is just a bit made size of a dime of methelatum rub
     
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    holy fuck, that must be hot on your balls honey!!!
     
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    Super glue.
     
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    holy fuck! that would keep you stuck to your work :eek: LOL.:wink: :wink:
    Bananas... always thought they were for internal use only but the skins might feel hot wrapped around an erection.:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
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    whats yours??[/quote]

    icecream
     
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    If you pull the stalk of a cattail away from the roots, you'll find the most amazingly lube ever! It doesn't smell, it has no taste, no dried residue and it lasts a long time. It's a handy thing to know when you're out in the woods.:biggrin1:
     
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    Wow they seem to have re-written the boy scout manual since my day. Or, was it your own research?
     
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    I'm quite proud to say that I learned this on my very own. I honestly don't remember how I discovered it, but once I did, I was jerking in the woods every chance I got.
     
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    Ok, then I am impressed, I could go on for hours about the importance of observation, and exploration, of nature. You are a natural, A+.:wink:

    I'll try and repeat your results some day! LOL
     
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    Pizza sauce once with an ex and jello when i was drunk one time
     
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    Wow, so many different things you can use.

    Of course I would not recommend super glue....you should watch American Pie...that scene with super glue was too funny.
     
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    Hair conditioner is my all-time favorite. But it's best in the shower where you can add a little water easily. It gets sticky quick if you don't keep a few drops of water on it.
     
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    Collecting my own precum in a 35-mm plastic film container while watching a slide show of naked guys, and when I have enough (about 1/2-inch up) pour it all at once over my foreskin retracted uncut erection and masturbate stroking my bare head as if I were cut! A sure climax!!
     
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    I used shaving cream once while I was shaving the boys. It didn't work too well. I used a lot of shampoo, soap, and conditioner growing up. Those worked well but can sting if they get in the hole. I like dry, cream, or any sex lube now. I tend to precum a lot, so I use that also.
     
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    Uh... precum? Never needed anything else, I leak the stuff :tongue:
     
  18. D_Lawsonne Lackingnuts

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    My foreskin has allowed me to jerk off without having to use much, if any lube at all. The weirdest I guess would have to be the banana peel. Hmm, that felt good...
     
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    I'm A Nurse At A Hospital And We Have This Product Called " Saliva Substitute". It's Mainly Used On Comatosed Patients As An Oral Moisturizer But, It Works Wonders As A Lube.....feels Like Real Spit....lol
     
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    Mine is naturally dark.:smile:

    Egg white, crisco, olive oil and my favorite would be my best friend's cum.:tongue:
     
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