whats your most unusual jerk off LUBE??

[Extremecummer]

I have mentioned this before, but in the US they sell a hand lotion called CORN HUSKERS LOTION. Used full strength it is far too sticky, but I dilute it with water about 4 parts HUSKERS, 1 part water; then I add about a tablespoon of cooking oil. To be blunt, it feels snotty, but dries quickly. I actually think that medium-grade cum is the best lube, but it's hard to get when you're home alone. Dennis

 

[PECTACULAR]

Abolene cream is great.... very slick, long lasting and cleans up in a snap with a soft dry towel. Plus, being a facial moisturizer, it leaves the equipment very soft and smooth without any perfumy smell.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Since I'm a trucker, I use 15w40

 

[b.c.]

used to luv to melt down margarine and add my favorite cologne...used it at times as a tanning oil too. Perfect consistency. Cocoa butter (palmer's from the tube) is ok for awhile but it dries up too soon.

 

[JTT]

A makup remover called Albolene Creme - I'm not much for lube in general, but this stuff is amazing. Goes on as a cream and liquifies as you work on it.

 

[buddy629]

Here are my favorite jack off lubes.
1.)100% organic Shea butter from L'Occitane, expensive...but perfect.
2.) Eros original...silicone based sex lube. More affordable and a very nice feel.
3.)cocoa butter hand cream.
4.)sex lube inside a condom.
5.)spit and a warm mouth.

 

[PenisAv]

nothing

 

[faceking]

The spit of a woman....as she watches. Not as bizarre as some here, but fucking hot, to say the least.

 

[Jason Surfz]

ICE COLD vaseline :biggrin1: like in this new pic I took Monday at a friend's apartment near Munich (I was alone!) It melts slow and easy!

 

[hunGreek]

liquid nitrogen..

failing that, hydrochloric acid always keeps me on my toes...

:S

 

[patro78]

What about talcum powder? No stickiness and it makes your stonker soft and smooth!!

 

[jordanj]

The blood of a virgin male. You need quite a lot cos it goes sticky after a while.

 

[B_Bette]

Some of these replies are quite freaky. Engine oil??? And the cattail....

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Super glue.

So you were the one they brought into the emergency room.

 

[yeahIknow]

baby oil lol i keep it simple

 

[rckhrdstd]

Ky Warming liquid if I am in the mood to use lube in the first place - Im uncut, so I really dont need it. Although I ditto the saliva of my girlfriend as she watches....the hottest thing ever.

 

[Wrey]

Some of these replies are quite freaky. Engine oil??? And the cattail....

Yeah, I was under the impression that engine oil was poisonous to humans...? No?

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Yeah, I was under the impression that engine oil was poisonous to humans...? No?

All petrochemicals contain benzene, including petroleum jelly (Vaseline). Benzene is a known carcinogen.

Growing up I didn't know you could jack off without Vaseline. I don't use it now though.

 

[Falcon9]

Pam (no-stick spray) PAM® Cooking Spray | History

 

[SteveHd]

Yeah, I was under the impression that engine oil was poisonous to humans...? No?

Used motor oil is indeed very toxic. Fresh motor oil, however, might be o.k. as long as it washed off afterwards.