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A havin' been done born in the Beehive State behind the Zion Curtain, imagine how proud I am to see the State where I sprung forth is hurrying to pass a law making the Browning M1911 hand gun as the official State gun! Boy howdy! You can't say mormons don't know where to put their priorities when it comes to doing good in the world. (Note: Ewetaw, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous, is approximately 72%+ mormon.)
Do you know of any other "official" State guns in the USA? Let's form a gun appreciation group and sit around a fire making s'mores and comparing bullet wounds, 'K?
See: The Associated Press: Utah lawmakers propose M1911 as official state gun
Are there any "official" State Claymores (land mines), atomic weapons, knives, bull whips, or finger nail-removing torture devices about which we should send e-mails to the Ewetaw Legislature for recognition, too? I'm surprised (honestly) that they haven't designated an official State serial killer (Ted Bundy and Gary Gilmore come immediately to mind). There's already a song about that "bad" union organizer, Joe Hill. :smile:
Do you know of any other "official" State guns in the USA? Let's form a gun appreciation group and sit around a fire making s'mores and comparing bullet wounds, 'K?
See: The Associated Press: Utah lawmakers propose M1911 as official state gun
Are there any "official" State Claymores (land mines), atomic weapons, knives, bull whips, or finger nail-removing torture devices about which we should send e-mails to the Ewetaw Legislature for recognition, too? I'm surprised (honestly) that they haven't designated an official State serial killer (Ted Bundy and Gary Gilmore come immediately to mind). There's already a song about that "bad" union organizer, Joe Hill. :smile:
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