Whats your porn name?

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  1. D_Pokin Joe Frazier

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    I have two the first is ANTONIO BONEDERAS the second one is HUGE JACK-MAN.
     
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    Brian mostly but sometimes Janet
     
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    Either Romeo or Juliet.
     
  4. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Given your avatar, I would've thought it was JABBERJAWS ON THE JUICE>:biggrin:
    Seriously, MY NAME would be- Dick Long Peter
     
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    Hmmm... maybe FANCY PANTS? ;)
     
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    James Jonson, I chose this as a username because it is my porn name
     
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    Hmm.. I'll go with Dick Hungwell
     
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    Ed Hugecock or Bull Balls
     
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    Captain Hook or Hardy Banana.
     
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    ideas for porn name:

    "the lady sparkles"
    "miss ann thrope"
     
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    Dick Longpeter.
     
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    I want to say Shadow Stevens for some reason because it sounds like one real bad.
    But Shadow Gun according to that pet/street name thing.
     
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    Either Rick Perry because I'm a fucking ass hole
    First title: Texass Dude
    Staring Rick Perry as Governor Rick Perry
    Or Rick Scott because my ass is to be fucked
    First title: "Tell All Ass See I'm the man"
    Staring Rick Scott

    Or My Favorite- "fuck you all" Scott Walker
    First title: "I Like to Fuck With Unions"
    Staring Scott Walker

    Don't they all sound like porn names.
    of course not to be confuse with the real ass holes
     
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    Hahhaha.. had to catch my breath before I read the rest... that's a good one..

    apologies to all Perry fans out there.
     
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    Jethro (Jet) Steel
     
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