What's your porn star name?

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  1. Branleur49008

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    Ever figured out your porn name? For the first name, use the name of your first pet when you were a kid. For the last name, use the name of the street where you grew up. Put them together and you have your porn name.

    I'm Duke Bordeaux
     
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    lol well I grew up on many different streets and rural routes... and I have no idea what the street was for my first address... but my first pet was named Friskie :tongue:

    I heard that it was either your middle name and your mother's maiden name, or your middle name and the street you currently live on. For each of these my porn name would be Noel Thompson or Noel Park.
     
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    I lived on a numbered street as a kid, so I'll have to be the turd in this punch bowl. :biggrin1:
     
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    I've heard it as your childhood pet and the street you grew up on, as well. So, mine would be:

    Buddy Partridge.
     
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    Well, according to the game, it would be Merlin Grandview. lol

    Going with Mandy I would be Jerome Moore or Jerome Canebreak.
    Wow, I don't know how I feel about that last one. lol!
     
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    And no jokes about Jerome, PLEEEASE.
     
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    Moron Irish. Yes, the pet's name was moron. It was a Siamese cat and my Dad named it. Needless to say, as a kid, I never understood why people laughed, but it did hurt my feelings when they laughed. I only got the joke as a teenager and the cat was long and dead by then.
     
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    Sirrostro Pacific Coast Highway 1!
    Has a nice ring!
     
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    Fluff Franklin.......guess Im not the star after all...:frown1:
     
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    LMAO!! You're so awesome.
     
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    I thought that is how drag queens did it


    but I would be Toby Roosevelt
     
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    Prissy Summerfield. Prissy was the dog we had from the time I was born to about 9. If I use the dog that I had first it would be Smoky Huggins!
     
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    Roger Sutton, here.
     
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    Klancie Claukie ..... hmm...
     
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    I can't use the street I grew up on because I grew up on a rural route. No street name.

    Using the first time I lived on a street with a name, and with my first pet, I've done this and I think my "porn star name" actually sounds more like a "high society name". :biggrin1:

    Tottie Mitthoeffer :smile:
     
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    Derek WADD
     
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    Mine would be Roger Intervale.

    But I like the ones that I made up; Rex River, Luke Warm, or Aensland
     
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    mine would be Dusty Nobles
     
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    Too funny!!!
     
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    Why... You're not Dusty at all!!! :yumyum:
     
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