what's your Porn Star name...?

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    An old one, but good for a laugh sometimes...

    Take the name of your first pet, and then your mother's maiden name....and hey presto!...your Porn Star name!!

    Mine...

    introducing....

    Wordsworth Kearney
    (a Victorian porn prodigy...)
     
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    good one...sounds like Jane Austen's amateur porn productions star listing:biggrin1:
     
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    My mother's maiden name is the same as my last name since she never got married so that wouldn't really give me anything interesting. I always heard it as the pet name and the street you lived on. But they use the same thing for soap opera name, drag queen name, and several other things.

    Using our first dog that acutally belonged to ME and the first street name I can remember I get a great drag queen name: Roxy Ruggheimer

    Using my sister's dog and the next street we lived on I get a great soap name: Rex Grayson

    Using my most recent pet (not counting Nintendogs) and my current street I get: Princess Success which is again a great drag name.
     
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    That's a TERRIBLE porn star name!

    As for the whole current pet / road name you get - Dom Brackenwood :tongue:

    According to 0holdsbarred I already HAVE a porn name and it's Karma, although I have never actually BEEN in any porn! :confused: What a conundrum!
     
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    Fucking GREAT drag name.....:biggrin1:

    hmmm...another thread idea!!
     
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    If I ever have kids I'm sure going to suggest some 'interesting' names for their first pet
    ...they'll thank me later on in life when they've got a cool pornstar name!

    I also need to find a wife with a suitable surname...
     
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    Harry Larson :rolleyes: :mad:
     
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    Junior Kelsey? :rolleyes: Oh, that's sexy.
     
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    I'll never be a pornstar lol.
     
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    Duzi Polk, I guess it might work as a porn name.
     
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    Rosy Gardens.... WTF :), i do like the garden but come on!!!
     
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    Sandy Diver :redface: , dunno about that name
     
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    pity your first dog wasn't named "Muff":cool:
     
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    Fannie Biggs :eek: .... yuck!
     
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    i'd just infringe two copyrights.
     
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    If I combined the name of my first pet(a goldfish named Bubbles)and the street that I grew up on(Huntington)My porn name would be Bubbles Huntington!!:tongue: Hey,that has a nice ring!:rolleyes: I got that idea from an episode of Will & Grace
     
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