What's your reaction and impression to a woman asking about your size?

[Infernal]

A female coworker once asked me how big I was.... I told her not nearly as big as her balls.

 

[dolfette]

how vulgar.

to reverse the roles: if some guy asked how tight my cunt was, because he didn't want to waste his time with a bucket, i would be utterly disgusted with him...which must then be taken to mean i'm the grand canyon.

i'm not into reducing people to meat.
...unless i really hate them and there's a convenient grinding machine to hand.

 

[NinjaStallman]

I'd tell her, and walk away; I have no time for size queens...

 

[denton85]

I was at a party once in college. I was in a fuck buddy type relationship with my ex at the time... who i helped mold into a great sex partner. So i wasn't really looking for sex at that specific time, since i knew i was going to just go home afterwards, and have drunken sex with my ex.

But anyway, back to the point on hand. I went outside to get some fresh air and talk to a few friends who were outside trying to hook up with a couple girls smoking cigs. Some how the topic of my ethnicity was brought up. (I'm a typical average white american and they were surprised to find out i'm Portuguese ... for whatever reason people have trouble grasping that I'm white and Portuguese)

One of the girls kinda drunkenly looked down at my pants and bluntly asked. "Oh you're Portuguese? I here they are hung. Are you hung?"

This was the first time and last time i was asked straight out.

My first reaction was just pure "really? really? wtf?" i was more shocked that it was even asked... it was in front of about 8 people too.

Now my guy friends who were there most of them know my measurements from the drunken games like, never have i ever, or other things when we played when we were with girls, and we played like a large couples drinking fest game.... so to say the least we knew what almost all the other couples had done sexually, and some really weird details that we kind off pretend we didn't know when we just hung out.... not drunk.

So here i am just shocked that this question was bluntly asked. And after a few seconds of silence, she realizes... her drunken question was inappropriate. So she starts to say something until my friend thinks it's a good idea to interrupt her

"oh, i'm so sorry, i can't believe i ...."

"oh yeah, he is..... very hung"

I kind of look at him like he's an idiot.... i glance back at the girls, who drunkenly look at my jeans as if dick was hanging out... which it wasn't... so they just looked sloshed and stupid. So now i have a few girls that know i'm large. And my guy friend who was with other friends.... they look either gay, or bi for knowing this information.... and on top of it, they made there targets look off of them, and on to me.

Needless to say, they didn't get laid that night.

My reaction though was just being shocked. Most of the time, i find girls use a different way to judge size. I find that most girls just make out, and use heavy petting.... i've even had a few girls kind of do a "walking" motion with their hands to kind of measure it threw my pants.

 

[TBSPW]

I dont mind being asked about it all. Well, I turn red and I get a little embarassed... but at the same time, I find it a bit of a turn on to talk about it. I was having lunch with 2 female coworkers one day and they were gossiping about their boyfriends and stuff and they turned and asked me what was I packing. I clammed up and turned red, and thats what really got them interested.

So, I told them and they didnt really believe me and we talked for a few more minutes. Then I had to get up and get a drink and I got kinda turned on while talking about it and I had a bit of an outline going. The one caught sight of it and turned red...

Anyway, the next day they stopped me and mentioned that they hunted me down and found my pics on here. basically I was told VERY NICE and they told me to call them if I wanted to hang out some outside of work. nothing came of it, but it was a real ego boost for me. :-D

 

[D_ThinChick7]

i was a freshman in high school and after class one day this pretty hot sophomore girl who sat next to me asked, "How big is your penis?" I was shocked at the time and didnt answer. Then a few days later she asked me again with a smile and I almost told her. Sure wish I had told her now, I would have loved to seen her reaction lol

 

[hud01]

When I'm interested in a guy who's flirting with me, I'll usually go as far as asking him what his size is. It wouldn't bother me if he thinks I'm shallow.

Especially when it comes to something purely casual, I think it's important for me to see what I'm getting.

Some guys I've asked have gone as far as telling me "you'll see it when I'm there" so I never told them to come over. Although one guy who told me that was well hung.

Do you guys think it's fair for a girl who might be interested in having casual sex to ask you about your size or would you rather risk getting rejected face to face?

This is stupid. No woman I have ever known would ask a question like this. Are you really a woman, or a poser?

 

[Zeuhl34]

I've never been asked (at least not real life). Any ladues in Seattle want to help me remedy that?:wink:

 

[Draconis71]

I've gotten used to it. Doesn't phase me anymore.
Tho, sometimes, it phases the asker.

 

[RawDog]

Looking back now, I think my PE (and black belt) was motivated by this. Being 6'-6" tall, people always assume I can kick ass and wield a big dick. I am that now, but it was something I had to work on because of my stature.

 

[LOSVATOS]

I would say it must be the holidays - no class.

 

[OCMuscleJock]

you could respond, well how big and deep is your hole? Classless response for a classless question.

 

[RawDog]

you could respond, well how big and deep is your hole? Classless response for a classless question.

Actually, it's not that classless (or that I'm not as classy as I really think). Case in point; I was driving with a friend of mine, a self confessed size queen, and I just asked point blank, "What is it about a big dick that's so satisfying?" She just said she likes the feeling of being properly filled.

"Is your pussy really big?", was my response.

She replied, "No, I'd say average."

I spread apart my hands to show her what 7" was and asked, "Deeper than this?"

"I'd say about right."

With a dollar bill, I showed my girth. "Is this about right?"

I think she stammered back something about how lucky my wife was.

 

[deleted136887]

With a dollar bill, I showed my girth. "Is this about right?"

I think she stammered back something about how lucky my wife was.

Now RawDog, if you took the time to get a dollar bill out( while driving),
and are on such casualy good terms with this girl, why not just take out your cock(while driving) and show it to her? Surely that would be easier?
Certainly would impress her more! Maybe she would have stammered back at you how lucky she(your friend) could be. Just a thought.

 

[RawDog]

Now RawDog, if you took the time to get a dollar bill out( while driving),

I told her to get a dollar bill and make a loop touching the green border to the green border. Easiest way for me to describe myself using everyday items. Especially while driving.

and are on such casualy good terms with this girl, why not just take out your cock(while driving) and show it to her? Surely that would be easier?
Certainly would impress her more! Maybe she would have stammered back at you how lucky she(your friend) could be. Just a thought.

I tried doing that (with my wife present), but she did one of those look away and cover her eyes gestures as I was unzipping.

 

[Wrat]

I have big feet and I have been asked about my size several times based on the appearance of my feet. The most memorable time was when I was about 28 and a woman about ten years older than me saw me in a coffee shop. She looked at my feet and immediately walked over and started a conversation about my big feet. I was a bit clueless at first, but her face was so cute and cherubic that I couldn't stop talking to her, and about five minutes after she pulled me into a conversation she leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I bet you have a big cock." I didn't answer, but I smiled and we continued to jabber on, and when we stood up to leave she asked me to come back to her place to show her my cock. She had a little but and enormous breasts and a pretty face, so I obliged her, and I don't regret it.