This is basically the Kinsey scale...
0 - Dick in no way turns me on
1 - Dick is somewhat interesting
2 - Dick has turned me on before
3 - It doesn't matter what I put in my mouth
4 - Dick is better than the alternative
5 - Dick! Dick! Dick!
6 - Dick and only dick
I would never do anything with a dick myself. Dudes don't turn me on by itself. I am fascinated by big dicks in relations with girls and how girls fuck them.
The reason for my 1% gay is because of this Ron White bit:
Stand Up Comedy - Ron White's take on Homophobes... - YouTube
Ron White: We're all gay it's just to what extent are you gay.
Ron White's Friend: That's bullshit, man. I ain't gay at all.
Ron White: Yea you are and I can prove it.
Ron White's Friend: Fine! Prove it!
Ron White: Alright, do you like porn?
Ron White's Friend: Yeah, I love porn you know that.
Ron White: Oh, and do you only watch scenes with two women together?
Ron White's Friend: No, I watch a man and a woman making love.
Ron White: Oh, well do you like the guy to have a small flacid penis?
Ron White's Friend: No, I like big hard throbbin co...
So yeah. In straight porn I like to see big penises. So that makes me at least slightly gay, imo.