What's your silliest sex injury?

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  1. Principessa

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    What's your silliest sex injury?

    I sprained my thumb. No, my thumb was not in his mouth or any other orifice. I need to explain this better. :redface:

    Well we had ordered in a lovely Italian meal and had killed most of a bottle of Riunite Lambrusco. I would love to blame my injury on the wine , but the truth is I really am a klutz.

    I was in college. My boyfriend and I were kinda naive about the positions available so I bought a copy of the Kama Sutra.

    We boldly thought we could work our way through each position...in one night, in my dorm room, on a twin size bed. Did I mention I am 5'8" and he was 6'4". Well we got to that one where the woman is basically doing a handstand and the guy holds her ankles and enters her from above. I thought it would be easier to maneuver from a sitting position on the bed and then rise up and enter. My boyfriend thought differently, but since I have the pussy I got my way. :biggrin1: I soon realized his way would work better and was in the process of reversing myself, when he moved forward. I crashed to the floor in a very ungraceful heap and yelped.

    I had sprained my thumb! That's right while trying to have sex I sprained my thumb. To make matters worse my roommate and her gangbanger boyfriend heard my yelp of pain and actually stopped smoking pot long enough to come out of her room and see what was wrong.

    That is my silliest and knock wood only sex related injury.
     
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    Back when I still had the other leg I was going at it rather hard and fast with a guy I had picked up--or maybe he picked me up it's been many years--and I somehow managed to get a toenail ripped off my big toe. I remember cumming and realizing another wet feel along with a curious sort of pain. I suoppose it was just a sign of things in the future.


    Another time after we were trhough--this was with wife #2--I moved to the side and fell to the floor splitting my head open on the front end of the nightstand as I went down.
     
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    OMG!! thats not silly! definitely painful!!
    Mine is both- clit bleeding from too much stimulation from me the lazy cow who didnt trim nails till the damage was done.:tongue: I now keep at least one cut short lol!!
     
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    Nothing unusual: rug burns on the knees, bruises from falling off the bed. Once, in the throes of passion, I raised my head up while in the rutting position and my partner and I smacked heads (that was funny).

    Once in a while i'll get a cramp in my foot if i'm in the cowgirl position. Strange. I don't know why that position does it to me. If i'm faithful with the yoga, it occurs less often.
     
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    Cramp is my funniest moment. I was in the legs over the shoulders position (Yum) and I got a serious cramp attack in one leg. I went into spesms whilst still inside and the movements took her over the edge. She was squealing in orgasm, and I was squealing in pain. She told me she thought I had come and this with my erratic thrusting had taken her over. :smile:
     
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    I had one guy bite one of my pussy lips to hard, it swelled up and never went down. Now it is almost twice the size of the other one
     
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    sprained my neck in college from goin down on a girl....when she came, she did this funky pelvis thrust while gripping the side of my head with her thighs while twisting.....it was fun trying to explain the injury
     
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    OUCH!! Was he otherwise a nice guy? Do you still talk to him?

    I dumped a guy for eating my pussy like it was a slice of watermelon. He had other bad bedroom habits as well, but that and the spitting in my pussy are what got him banned from my bedroom.


     
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    I used to hate the cowgirl position for that very reason! I always got a calf cramp, and that was when I was younger, athletic, and much more limber. I am now older, more plump and knockwood haven't had a cramp in that position in eons.

    I do get cramps and major next day muscle aches from the squat on cock position though. You know the one where you're on top facing him and have your feet parallel to his legs. It's a great position for smaller cocks but otherwise not worth the effort in my book.

    Okay, I'm confused. How did you smack heads in the rutting position? I thought that meant your head was down and butt upp and he ateyou out from behind? Was it a three-some?
    Pictures may help the explanation, as I am a visual-spatial learner. :tongue:


     
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    OMG! I did the same thing to my bf years ago. It wasn't the same night as the sprained thumb injury, but it was the same guy. Worst part for him was explaining it at work. He was doing his dental externship at a local hospital! :biggrin1:




     
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    Major leg cramp while in the act. Not the time to stop so I finished the job.

    Jerked off once so much that I was raw. Man, I was horny that day, and no one was available.
     
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    When I was in college I dated a girl who loved me to go down on her and I liked it so much that the first few times I almost sawed off my tongue on my bottom teeth. I could barely talk.

    Another time I was having sex with a girl who clawed open my back and left huge and very visible marks on me. I went to the pool a day or so later not knowing a thing about them until I was told by a friend. It was very embarassing.
     
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    He was a good guy and we didnt break up beacuse of tha. I know he just got over enthuastic so i dont blame him. it hurt like hell for a week after but was fine afterwards
     
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    MY penis fell off.
     
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    should have made the "no biting" rule bit more clear
     
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    i've gotten the various cramps a few times

    i think the worst was a headbutt...i dont remember all the details as to what happened, except that we both went to shift positions at the same time, but somehow i took a forehead square into my nose...if you've never been hit in the nose, you wont understand that it hurts, hurts bad, and hurts for a while
     
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    :confused:so whose is that you've posted in your gallery, you plagiarist!!:biggrin1:
     
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    Oh, it grows back
     
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    :eek: WOW I knew there was more than one reason I wanted one of my very own!! :wink:
     
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    When i was 18 years and married and my wife was pregnent we were having sex and her water broke. It wasnt silly at the time. Everything worked out because my son is a healthy, handsome thirty year old man on January 15 th. Now when she was pregnent with my daughter i had to lets say please myself..... Happy Birthday Danny:smile:
     
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