What's your silliest sex injury? I sprained my thumb. No, my thumb was not in his mouth or any other orifice. I need to explain this better. :redface: Well we had ordered in a lovely Italian meal and had killed most of a bottle of Riunite Lambrusco. I would love to blame my injury on the wine , but the truth is I really am a klutz. I was in college. My boyfriend and I were kinda naive about the positions available so I bought a copy of the Kama Sutra. We boldly thought we could work our way through each position...in one night, in my dorm room, on a twin size bed. Did I mention I am 5'8" and he was 6'4". Well we got to that one where the woman is basically doing a handstand and the guy holds her ankles and enters her from above. I thought it would be easier to maneuver from a sitting position on the bed and then rise up and enter. My boyfriend thought differently, but since I have the pussy I got my way. :biggrin1: I soon realized his way would work better and was in the process of reversing myself, when he moved forward. I crashed to the floor in a very ungraceful heap and yelped. I had sprained my thumb! That's right while trying to have sex I sprained my thumb. To make matters worse my roommate and her gangbanger boyfriend heard my yelp of pain and actually stopped smoking pot long enough to come out of her room and see what was wrong. That is my silliest and knock wood only sex related injury.