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Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by gingernuts, May 22, 2008.
...and you are most certainly not. What do you do ?
Enjoy the humiliation if you have any sense.
lol wip it out
meh.. she's just pissed 'cause you're not gapping her anymore.
what can u do
Shurg it off.. it will pass in time. Or offer to show people lol
Tell those people she has large hands. :biggrin1:
I like your style. It's bloody frustrating though, people always beleive the worst.
tell people she has a huge vagina then
That's never happened to me because I've remained friends with anyone I've slept with. I'm not really one of those people who feels the need to end a relationship by dropping nukes and going into drama queen mode. You say that you don't have a small dick but maybe you either do have a tiny dick (how many men will admit that they do?) or maybe you're just a lousy lay. If you don't have a tiny dick, it's easy to prove her wrong. If you do have a tiny dick then you can't really argue with that, can you?
Call up Playgirl or another mag and whip it out for the centerfold and make the bitch jealous, or smack her in the head with it.
Never happened to me either.
The worst I got from an ex was:
"You have a wonky cock."
I suppose there are worse things :redface:
I prefer luck8's suggestion: tell people she has a bucket cunt. It's probably sour grapes.
Fortunately I've never suffered this problem, I'm still friends with my ex-gf and the only ex I parted on bad terms with (admittedly very bad terms) lives on the other side of the country so I don't care what he says there.
Jajajaja, there are worse things indeed my man.
Do nothing, do not react, do absolutely nothing. This will get her goat more than anything else you can do in retaliation.
Just don't worry about it. If she's doing that she obviously wants to bring herself above you; don't let her do that by worrying about what crap she's spitting out.
My thoughts exactly.
Or if you're a sporting fellow, fuck her best friend.:tongue:
Play it up that you have a tiny, tiny cock. Tell people that you're the size of a cricket's antennae down there, so tiny that even an electron microscope isn't enough to discern it from a dust particle. Really emphasize just how small it is.
Either they'll think you're totally secure (and girls dig that) or actually hung (and girls dig that).
Or they'll think you're a perverted maniac. But hey, it's that or tiny dicked. Make your choice! :tongue:
Be completely unreactive and don't let it get to you. But do learn from your mistakes and don't play up your cock as wonderful and great in future, and never seek approval for it. Make it a non-issue in any relationship you're in and stay completely humble and secure regarding it. I say this because I get the feeling she's trying to hit you where she thinks you're most sensitive. If you're big, act it, don't ask about it. If you do this, I think it's very unlikely that anyone in future will go there, because you'll have shown that your cock isn't a point of contention for you.