When and how do you use a bidet?

[Humanian]

Or you can just go down to the local "rub joint" where a couple fine looking women from the Phillipines will take care of all that for you for 50 bucks. Just put your hands on the shower wall like you're about to be frisked....25-30 minutes later you feel nice and clean and have a spring in your step.

So I've heard.

Not true...at least none that I heard of.

 

[FRE]

If I am at home, I always wash afterwards. If I can ever custom build a home, I want a nice bidet in my private bath.

My custom home will have a bidet in the ensuite. I miss not having one in my present home.

 

[earllogjam]

do europeans have more bowel movements than americans i wonder.

or are americans more constipated than the rest of the world?

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

i don't understand this bidet concept... piss, wipe, wash, wipe again?

 

[Mem]

I'm a clean freak (obviously since i figured out my shower head stretches to the toilet) what i would give to have a bidet! I told my husband to install some sort of little kitchen sink sprayer type thing at the toilet in our new bathroom.

You can get one to put under the normal toilet seat. My Aunts house had one in their bathroom when they bought the house. If I recall correctly it was horseshoe shaped tube with holes for the water to come out of, and moved back and forth to be used when needed.

 

[Mem]

i don't understand this bidet concept... piss, wipe, wash, wipe again?

I don't think it is for pissing.

It can be used after going #2 or to clean your genitals (mostly for women) before or/and after sex.

 

[Deno]

Please note that bidets are Continental, not European.

Unless of course you want to argue that the UK is not part of Europe. Which is a nice thought, but with our unelected and unpopular PM seeking to ratify the Lisbon constitution-called-treaty against his clear manifesto promises and against the wishes of the people of Britain we do rather look stuck in the European nightmare.

Rant over.

Arrested for making even this thread about shitty toilets political.LOL:smile:

 

[B_Artful Dodger]

I've thrown up in one... haha

(at a party and I didn't have time to lift the toilet lid)

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

do europeans have more bowel movements than americans i wonder.

or are americans more constipated than the rest of the world?

The whole world is full of crap. Just some tend to focus more attention on the subject.

 

[B_jeepguy2]

My house doesn't have them but since my shower stall is one foot from the toilet I just step into the shower and wash off with the handheld shower head. I have never seen one in a house here in the USA...even very expensive homes.

 

[DiscoBoy]

I've an aunt here in Toronto who has one. As a kid, I always used to piss in it because it was lower and more accessible than the toilet. Oh well, I never liked her anyway.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

I have one, it's really useful for any guys I'm fucking to keep themselves neat and clean inside, plus useful indeed.

 

[Gillette]

My childhood neighbours in Brampton had one. I'd never seen the like and had no idea why they had a second toilet with no seat. The cold porcelain didn't appeal to me so I only used the facilities I was familiar with.