When Christians Clash...in Bed

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Julianna Zobrist and Byron Yawn's affair: How Ben Zobrist found out about wife and pastor's relationship

Why is his so much BIGGER than yours?


Oh my. There's been more sin of the flesh of the fooling around variety, this time between Christian pop singer Julianna Zobrist and her church pastor. Naturally there are third and fourth parties involved if you include MLB star Ben Zobrist and the pastor's wife. Like all affairs, this one between devout True Believers probably began sometime back when Julianna's hubbie, former uber utility player Ben Zobrist, was on a long road trip and she came to her pastor dressed in skintight denims, asking for strength and salvation.

Judging by Byron Yawn's current resume, he isn't your garden variety neighborhood pastor. Beginning with his days after graduation from Mississippi College with a degree in History and English, Yawn has always combined The Lord's Prayer with a pursuit of making big bucks from the Bible. These days he's strayed even further from that holy path as the current CEO of a
Nashville-area business consulting firm, Forrest Crain & Company. But back when Yawn was just a lowly community church pastor, he convinced the religious Ben Zobrist that he and his scrumptious wife would get to Heaven a lot quicker if he gave the church a cool ten-grand a month. And could he borrow her on-occasion to sing nearer-my-God-to-thee pop tunes clad in her most revealing-- though morally pure-- outfits?

For her part Julianna may have suffered from the separation anxiety many MLB athletes wives feel over a long 162 game season, not including the playoffs. And for a young healthy woman, as the solitary nights accumulated...well? Kenny Rodgers once sang, "and the wants and the needs of a woman your age, Ruby I realize."







 
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On a July 4th out at Wrigley Field. OK she isn't Martina McBride belting out Independence Day. And from the look of it even former Cubs manager Joe Maddon can tell Julianna is a bit off-key on a couple of notes. But further along when her loins begin to feel the patriotism of our nation's birthday, Julianna Zobrist's chest displays remarkable breath control!