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What I want to know is when did "shorts" become "longs". You see these unbelievably baggy hideous things that basketball players wear, and those so-called "trunks" at the beach, "cargo pants" which are all badly-fitting, loose, and in general part of the 'diaperification' of the US male. I know there's a joke about European and gays wearing Speedos (well, if they bother wearing anything), but for god's sake, I wish men would look like men and not like David Byrne from "Stop Making Sense" without the Jacket. Schlubwear.
You only have to go back a little in time and you see fantastic beautiful men's shorts, asses and so forth.
For men who want fantastic shorts, I advise (hold your breath) shopping in the women's sportswear sections of stores. I know it looks odd to see a 250lb musclebound thing looking through women's shorts (believe, me I avoid the pink-piping pastels), but believe me they do three fantastic things.
- a women's L is a men's XL, or even XXL - I can actually wear a medium even with treetrunk legs sometimes
- the crotch is by no means full, so you get a great basket at no extra effort
- they are cut high so you have great legs and ass no matter what.
Only drawback is that some women's shorts have a very high waist which feels strange.
I heartily recommend "American Apparel" which, though they have 'mens' and 'womens' shorts and sweatpants, they are similar colors and cuts. Low-waisted, cut high in the crotch, and cutoff sweatpants are fantastic. So big-legged, big-hipped, big-basket guys, straight, bi or gay, go for it.
"Call me the clothes guy" Joe
You only have to go back a little in time and you see fantastic beautiful men's shorts, asses and so forth.
For men who want fantastic shorts, I advise (hold your breath) shopping in the women's sportswear sections of stores. I know it looks odd to see a 250lb musclebound thing looking through women's shorts (believe, me I avoid the pink-piping pastels), but believe me they do three fantastic things.
- a women's L is a men's XL, or even XXL - I can actually wear a medium even with treetrunk legs sometimes
- the crotch is by no means full, so you get a great basket at no extra effort
- they are cut high so you have great legs and ass no matter what.
Only drawback is that some women's shorts have a very high waist which feels strange.
I heartily recommend "American Apparel" which, though they have 'mens' and 'womens' shorts and sweatpants, they are similar colors and cuts. Low-waisted, cut high in the crotch, and cutoff sweatpants are fantastic. So big-legged, big-hipped, big-basket guys, straight, bi or gay, go for it.
"Call me the clothes guy" Joe