When girls are too gorgeous for porn...

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ClaireTalon said:
So? I also love to fuck, and what I look like without a ton of make-up, and with a hangover is left to your imagination, but I don't think being a porn star would satisfy my need to fuck.

But I admit you're too beautiful for it.

LOL. Ditto on both.
 

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thirteenbyseven said:
http://www.ainews.com/Archives/Story10017.phtml Who writes this stuff? Talk about looking at the porn world through rose colored glasses! We're to believe that Lacie was her high school student body president (no doubt in the Montecito section of Santa Barbara) and when she isn't making porn movies she's jetting off to Nice, France, whereupon she takes the short helicopter ride over to Monaco where she is having a steamy affair with Prince Albert. Right.:rolleyes:

When she isn't "acting" Lacie likes to raise Arabian horses (in the Santa Ynez Valley) and is presently in negotiations with a major realtor to purchase the Neverland ranch from Michael Jackson.

Her favorite color is green.
Isn't it bizarre that she doesn't mention any of that stuff on her Myspace, and instead comes across as a pretty regular SoCal type of gal... I guess she just forgot about all those other pursuits and interests. :rolleyes:

http://www.myspace.com/lacieheartxxx
 

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alex8 said:
Isn't it bizarre that she doesn't mention any of that stuff on her Myspace, and instead comes across as a pretty regular SoCal type of gal... I guess she just forgot about all those other pursuits and interests. :rolleyes:

http://www.myspace.com/lacieheartxxx

"regular socal".... hmmmm, in a friendly way, curious what you mean by that.... or did you mean a SF Valley kinda gal?!
 

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faceking said:
"regular socal".... hmmmm, in a friendly way, curious what you mean by that.... or did you mean a SF Valley kinda gal?!

Haha, I was struggling in my sleepy state at the time for a euphemism that embraced a certain kind of image-focused superficiality mixed in with a particular set of outlooks, mannerisms, speech patterns and behavioral stereotypes...

This dude says, "Lacie, you wanna do porn?". And I'm like, "Duh".
And he's like "Uh Huh". And I'm like, "No way!". And he's like "Way!". And I'm like "Ya know?". And he's like, "Sweet". And I'm like, "So when are we doin' this?". And he's like "We're doin' this". And I'm like "Uh Huh". And he's like fuckin' me until I have to say, "Dude!". And he's like, "OK". And I'm like, "Yeah".


Just a general impression that I was left with that perhaps she wouldn't be the right person with whom to discuss the theory of relativity. :rolleyes:
 

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alex8 said:
Haha, I was struggling in my sleepy state at the time for a euphemism that embraced a certain kind of image-focused superficiality mixed in with a particular set of outlooks, mannerisms, speech patterns and behavioral stereotypes...

Just a general impression that I was left with that perhaps she wouldn't be the right person with whom to discuss the theory of relativity. :rolleyes:

Theory of relativity is tricky, I guess I'm not the best candidate to discuss that either. And I do have a scientific background.

But you're right about the stereotypes. I guess the usual way to present porn starlets is depicting them as the harmless, naive girl-next-door type. Maybe true, maybe it's just facade. I vote for facade in 90% of all cases.
 

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ClaireTalon said:
I guess the usual way to present porn starlets is depicting them as the harmless, naive girl-next-door type. Maybe true, maybe it's just facade. I vote for facade in 90% of all cases.

Oh man, when is the last porn you watched? Sweetie, that was the 70s, a la "I didn't order a pizza??? Whu???!!!!" boioioioioioioioing!

I'm not a porn expert here, but have seen enough over the last couple years, and have been in a store or two to know that today's "starlets" KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, and run the show. Besides, most porn these days is more reality based. They dumped the dippy scripts, themes... and it's all very straightforward that there's a cameraman there, there's a "hi, nice to meet you/see you again", and they go. Such a shame, as there was some great acting in there ;-)
 

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LINittanyLion said:
Disagree. Some women are too beautiful to go through a life of being ripped apart by other men. That is a fact.

Oddly enough, porn pays much better for the female stars.
Many like Houston, Tera Patrick ,etc are extremely wealthy business women with complete career control.
The male of the species however, tends to be an accessory , earning less and with much shorter careers.
Some porn queens have also made the transition to straight acting.
Witness, Traci Lord and Ginger Lynn !
 

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Nelly Gay said:
Oddly enough, porn pays much better for the female stars.
Many like Houston, Tera Patrick ,etc are extremely wealthy business women with complete career control.
The male of the species however, tends to be an accessory , earning less and with much shorter careers.
Some porn queens have also made the transition to straight acting.
Witness, Traci Lord and Ginger Lynn !

There's transition, and then there's successful transition. Ron Jeremy has done clean movies as well.... last I knew he didn't bump Sir Ian McKellan for an Oscar nod.

Traci Lord was awful, though Cry Baby fit it all well, and Ginger was worse. I have a friend who produced a movie with Ginger. Sweet gal, whom I met, but the acting bird flew that coop awhile back.
 

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faceking said:
There's transition, and then there's successful transition. Ron Jeremy has done clean movies as well.... last I knew he didn't bump Sir Ian McKellan for an Oscar nod.

Traci Lord was awful, though Cry Baby fit it all well, and Ginger was worse. I have a friend who produced a movie with Ginger. Sweet gal, whom I met, but the acting bird flew that coop awhile back.

Tracy Lord's post-porn career has been discussed already. Her adult career has been crashed retroactively because she's only shot one flick or so when she was of legal age! The benefits of having tits like a 30yo when you're 16yo, maybe. Today she uses her porn stage name to get supporting roles in TV series and TV movies.

By the way, King of the Face, I wasn't talking about how they're presented on-screen. I admit that has changed, however don't share your negative opinion towards all that 70s porn. It's still great comedy, I guess. However, off-screen the starlets are all presented in a way we've just seen about Lacie.
 

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I've seen girls MUCH hotter than her acting in pornography. Granted, most of them are from either Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia where $600 American for 6 hours of fucking on camera seems like an ENORMOUS amount of money. In America perhaps, there might be such a thing as too beautiful for porn, though, beauty is not just what you're born with. It also has to do with how you carry and present yourself. That picture you posted screams porn actress to me...
 

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faceking said:
There's transition, and then there's successful transition. Ron Jeremy has done clean movies as well.... last I knew he didn't bump Sir Ian McKellan for an Oscar nod.

Traci Lord was awful, though Cry Baby fit it all well, and Ginger was worse. I have a friend who produced a movie with Ginger. Sweet gal, whom I met, but the acting bird flew that coop awhile back.

I haven't heard much about Traci Lord recently but she did get lots of work in the 1990s with "The Tommyknockers" "Blade" and a regular spot in "Melrose Place".
Ginger Lynn is (I think) consigned to horror movies.
She was also in one of these detective series .....
 

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Nelly Gay said:
I haven't heard much about Traci Lord recently but she did get lots of work in the 1990s with "The Tommyknockers" "Blade" and a regular spot in "Melrose Place". <.>

Traci Lords was underage in all except one of her movies. After she had turned legal, her porn career wasn't very successful any longer, and she changed to the "serious" acting business, with the known success.

Still, those who get out of the business with a bargain like a Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, or Christy Canyon are a minority. What about all those women who get wasted for a few roles, and the armies of internet clip actresses?
 

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ClaireTalon said:
Traci Lords was underage in all except one of her movies. After she had turned legal, her porn career wasn't very successful any longer, and she changed to the "serious" acting business, with the known success.

Still, those who get out of the business with a bargain like a Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, or Christy Canyon are a minority. What about all those women who get wasted for a few roles, and the armies of internet clip actresses?

There were also the inevitable porn rumours that dogged Marilyn, Joan Crawford, Jayne Mansfield and .... Barbra Streisand.
Marilyn and Jayne Mansfield never denied their pasts.
I doubt if the 1960s clip was Streisand .
 

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Stronzo said:
I'd actually rather not go there ^ speaking of "ewwwwwwwww".

Also-

I think Traci Lords is one of the homeliest women I've ever seen.

Jaine had been a sex symbol of her days. And hadn't she also been dogged by rumors of being a satanist, together with Sammy Davis, jr?

And why is Traci Lords "homely"?
 

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Because I think of Lords's face as "common" or "hard looking" and nasty.. she lacks any visual appeal for me Claire.

She looks like a "poor man's" Rebecca de Mornay (who I think is stunning).

I realize that for straight males she has "pout" value (which I suspect is her draw) but I think she looks angry and jaded (even in her early work).

Same holds true for Jayne Mansfield. I don't find women who intentionally come off as stupid or "play things for aggressive males" appealing. It's a taste thing. And the only thing I know of about Jayne Mansfield is that after she was decapitated in the crash that killed her it (acc. to my father) it was rumored the undertaker had his "way" with her.

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