When going down on a guy...

[OmahaBoy]

When you are going down on a guy, or have someone going down on you, what is an appropriate way of telling them they have some 'dingle berries'? It happened to me recently. I was going down on guy and I knew he liked his butt being played with, and when I reached in between is legs, I felt the left overs from his most recent trip to the bathroom, and I didn't think it was right to tell him. So how would I tell him to clean the eff up?

 

[earllogjam]

yum: I have this strange craving for Raisinettes now.

 

[slurper_la]

this is beyond disgusting

 

[unabear09]

lmfao....rasinettes....and YUCK.

 

[lickme69]

I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[Kayden96]

I guess it depends on your relationship... If it's someone you've been with a while, tell them, kill the mood and try again later. If it's a one nighter... just ignore it and don't do it or point it out and see how they react. It depends on how big a deal it is to you.

 

[TopDudeFtl]

yum: I have this strange craving for Raisinettes now.

Absolutely the funniest thing I've read so far today. :rofl:

As for the OP; I agree it depends on your relationship with this person. uke:

 

[lickme69]

I guess it depends on your relationship... If it's someone you've been with a while, tell them, kill the mood and try again later. If it's a one nighter... just ignore it and don't do it or point it out and see how they react. It depends on how big a deal it is to you.

I agree. If it is someone you have been with for awhile, then I would tell him, to make sure it doesn;t happen again. I would want to know if the shoe was on the other foot.
It would be a big deal to me and it would prevent me from doing it. If it was a one nighter, I would stop and never see them again. Sorry.

 

[lickme69]

On another note, I think people should make sure they are "clean" before having sex.

 

[Kayden96]

On another note, I think people should make sure they are "clean" before having sex.

I developed my 'shower befor oral' rule after retrieving a shard of TP from someone's labia. uke:uppy_dog_eyes:

 

[jcurt]

It's hard to believe that there are people out there who do not wash before sex. There are some real pigs out there! This is a disgusting thread.

 

[kistejordfeste]

That is probably the most disturbing thing I have heard in a while. But i completely agree with the shower before oral rule. Just showering before any form of sex is a necessity.

Just come right out and tell them, it might be embarrassing but if they want both of you to enjoy it, then they should fix it.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

TMI, not everything needs to be shared on this site. Sometimes just go ask Dr Ruth or Sue Johanssen instead.

 

[D_Leotols Toy]

I developed my 'shower befor oral' rule after retrieving a shard of TP from someone's labia. uke:uppy_dog_eyes:

I've had that happen with someone I knew too!
Completely fucks up my groove when I have to retrieve paper from my tongue

 

[MickeyLee]

*puts down blueberry muffin* thanks :irked:

i just reshuffled my "must have" list for a partner.

a close personal relationship with soap now tops sense of humor and nice ass.

clean ass for the win.