When going to the toilet (no nasty thread)

[8060]

Who has been to Branson Missouri, and been to the Japanese violinist's rest rooms. Wow they are sensational. If I recall right, the men's even has a pool table/.

Now, that's awesome. I'm waiting to walk into bathroom at a public place and find a casino on the other side of the door.

 

[B_Demention]

I never have anything round my ankles or thighs because it's invariably just before I shower, so I'm always naked. I can't go #2 and NOT shower right away. Going in public is not an option either. I have a hard time with people like that. I mean, wait til you get home. Even if you're sick, wait til you get home. Maybe I'm just weird though.

 

[uncut1234]

Always take them all the way down unless the floor is gross and then I roll up the legs or some other ridiculous thing to keep the cuffs off the floor.

I just can't use the toilet with my balls all scrunched up plus I usually urinate too and you can't really get enough room to manage the whole production with your pants constricting the lateral movement of the legs.

haha perfectly said, imt he same

 

[B_Monster]

Only when I'm payin' a playuh like you what he's worth, monst.

Good answer sir.

 

[Mickactual]

would you sit in piss? :smile:

Depends on whose it is. :wink:

I pull them down to my ankles, and when I'm at a urinal I let it flop out. Too annoying to wiggle my junk through a zipper hole;

Same here. Whether at a urinal or a toilet: open the buckle, down with the zipper, down with the front of the underpants, and out he comes. It takes too long to maneuver Jr. in and out of fly holes. I have no patience for it. I'm all the happier when I can find underpants that don't even have fly's.

 

[montanaguy]

This thread reminds me of a time when I used to work at a gas station/convenience store in Seattle. One day a lady came in asking to use the restroom, and I told her that the lady's room was currently in use, as she said that she needed to use the restroom badly. I offered her the key to the men's room, and she declined saying, "I don't use men's rooms as they have URINALS in them!"

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Pour comprendre le francais d'Earl, faut savoir son anglais.
Mais, c'était bien, Earl, étant donné que tu sois américain.




Chez moi, on utilise le vinaigre pour les salades.
Chez toi, 'la pisse' remplace le vinaigre, à un coût beaucoup moins cher.
Donc, on est plus intelligent chez toi, Earl.
C'est simple.

Arrête s'il-vous-plaît :biggrin1:.
Les garçons et les filles ne comprennent pas le Français. Je pense que çe necessaire pour aider tout les personnes ici avec leur Français. Je sais ma Français n'est pas bien, mais je pense que tu me comprends.

Aurevoir!

 

[HyperHulk]

I absolutely hate having to sit on a public toilet--nightmare. I can only do it by creating a cushion out of toilet paper so that my bare butt never actually touches the seat.

 

[michaang]

Same here. Whether at a urinal or a toilet: open the buckle, down with the zipper, down with the front of the underpants, and out he comes. It takes too long to maneuver Jr. in and out of fly holes. I have no patience for it. I'm all the happier when I can find underpants that don't even have fly's.

I have IZOD boxers that don't have the fly's, and they're rather soft and comfortable too.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Arrête s'il-vous-plaît :biggrin1:.
Les garçons et les filles ne comprennent pas le Français. Je pense que çe necessaire pour aider tout les personnes ici avec leur Français. Je sais ma Français n'est pas bien, mais je pense que tu me comprends.

Aurevoir!

Oui, je te comprends sans problèmes, Pieter.
Alors, tu dis qu’il faut se taire.
Quand un beau mec me parle comme ca, je suis toujours et nécessairement d’accord.
Au revoir!

 

[B_625girth]

never drop your trouser on a public restroom floor.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Oui, je te comprends sans problèmes, Pieter.
Alors, tu dis qu’il faut se taire.
Quand un beau mec me parle comme ca, je suis toujours et nécessairement d’accord.
Au revoir!

Aah, merci beaucoup monsieur Rubirosa! ça me plaisir :biggrin1:

Salut!

 

[D_Ollyvalle Treegirth]

When I'm in a toilet stall I always push my pants down to the floor. Love that freedom of spreading my legs, and if someone's cruising the restroom and peeks in he get's something to look at.

When I'm at a urinal I always undo the front of my pants so my cock and balls hang-out. Love it if someone is at a neighboring urinal and doing some checking. Or depending on if the bathroom is cruisey I have on a few occasions eased my pants down to my thighs so my ass is uncovered.

omg u must be my long lost twin.:tongue:

 

[D_Ollyvalle Treegirth]

Yes, I use public bathrooms when the call of nature calls me. Most stools have been used to pee and sometimes the seats are wet. Usually there is some wetness on the floor. I will throw a gob ot toilet paper on the floor to absorb most the the droppings. I use lots of paper to dry the seat. and I do not let my pants touch the floor. Also, I hate it if the water in the stool hits my balls.
Now a question: what is that hole on the side wall for? lol

so the toilet monitors can observe your elaborate hygiene ritual.

 

[B_RedDude]

Monster, you're in California, right? Here (CA), most every place has those paper seat covers.

First I wipe the seat with toilet paper, then I put 2 paper seat covers on it. Usually does the trick.

I agree with Indy and I WOULD NOT sit on a public toilet unless it was an emergency:biggrin1:

 

[Barnylvr]

Speaking of a couch, I used to live in this college town where the business building on campus had a perfect t-room. You'd open the first door to an outer lounge area where there was a couch. You had to walk through that to get into the bathroom itself which consisted of two old wooden stalls with a nice size glory hole, and the urinals. The guys were in an out and that couch used to even get some local high school boys who would wait for their boyfriends to show up. The town didn't have a gay bar at the time and this was the main meeting place for guys.

 

[RandyL]

I'm surprised no one else has mentioned this. For YEARS now, if I use a public bathroom, I get some toilet paper, wet it (at the sink, not from the water in the toilet), and wash / wipe off the seat and the part of the bowl where my balls / cock will be. then dry it off with more toilet paper. Then use the toilet.

This way I have at least a semi-clean place to sit-n-shit.

Why is that so difficult to figure out? I did it!

 

[Mickactual]

I have IZOD boxers that don't have the fly's, and they're rather soft and comfortable too.

Just added that to my shopping list Auron. :wink:

 

[deano-uk]

Agreed with many of you guys, public restrooms for guys are some of the most disgusting places.
Urine on the floor, sometimes cum and usually shit, the whole place normally stinks.
If I need to pee and just can't wait until I get home, it is a quick in and out, always wash my hands, hate touching the door handle to get out, use little finger .. so many guys don't wash their hands even after a shit, yuk!
Unless absolutely essential, I will always shit at home, trouser and jocks to ankles.
If I have to shit in a public restroom, whether hotel, bar, etc (will never use street toilets). I will check the toilet is clean if it has shit or something on the floor, other than piss, I won't use it. If there is shit on the seat I won't use it. Always get a big wad of paper and wipe the seat round, then put it down the loo, paper on the seat or in desperation on the rim of the toilet, at least two or three layers, then carefully sit down, trousers and jocks a just below my knees.

 

[B_RedDude]

Deano, I, and many guys I have observed, use a paper towel to open the door when leaving the men's room

hate touching the door handle to get out, use little finger .. so many guys don't wash their hands even after a shit, yuk!