Originally posted by Donk@Jan 17 2005, 02:37 PM
This thread reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend who witnessed me peeing at a urinal while I was reading a document. I was holding the document in one hand and flipping pages with the other (I regard this kind of multi-tasking as one of the perks of having a large penisÂ
Re male multi-tasking:
I agree with Donk, and I have often used my ability to pee hands free to my advantage in the same way. I am the sort of person who always has to have something to read.
But this is increasingly open to all men, whether they are well endowed or not. Over the last few years in some motorway service stations in the UK, the gentlemen who use the facilities have got accustomed to being regaled by adverts posted right in front of every other stall, such as:
"Keep an eye on the snake!" or "Important business in hand?" (Or similar.)
These ads are for sat-nav systems which
inter alia warn of dense traffic ('snakes', I suppose = long queues) ahead. Very effective, because they have a captive audience, and they mix a little masculine wit into it.
But far more to my taste are those pubs which, increasingly, put the first and last pages of the paper, maybe the Times, in the same position. This means that a gent can pick his stall, and acquaint himself either with the main headlines of the day, or with the sports news. And the size of his endowment doesn't matter; the reading is a strictly hands free operation, and a time-saver for all.