When guys pee without holding on...

[TragicWhiteKnight]

I've fairly recently switched to the hands-free mode of operations, partly due to improved confidence but mostly since its just a lot easier to aim. I always used to assume that the hands-on approach was the only way to go - but the stand-close and let it fly approach really works for me.

And despite being uncircumsized, it doesn't affect my routine at all.

 

[Mr._dB]

Originally posted by Max@Feb 2 2005, 03:26 AM

If you have a large glans with a prominent rim, even when soft, the foreskin (once retracted) will stay back until you move it forward. Hence the hands-free possibility.

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Well I'm quite the opposite, my shaft is greater in circumference than even the corona of my glans, and it'll pop forward on it's own if I don't hold it back. If I have a strong stream I can just piss through the foreskin with no trouble, but I have a classic "shy" bladder and, especially in public, the flow isn't always its strongest at first. Dribbling into the foreskin is not a good way to start a good piss. Something about the fluid dynamics, once you get it going in the wrong direction, even when the stream finally gets stronger it will still follow the original path. I really hate that feeling of filling my foreskin up with piss. Better just to skin it back and be done with it.

 

[stu]

Originally posted by Max+Feb 2 2005, 07:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Max &#064; Feb 2 2005, 07:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-stu@Feb 1 2005, 11:59 PM
i was in a restroom and saw a guy not holding on while urinating. he was unut, when i goto the bathroom i pull my skin back half or all the way i just found that odd. what do you other uncut guts do?

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If you have a large glans with a prominent rim, even when soft, the foreskin (once retracted) will stay back until you move it forward. Hence the hands-free possibility.

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my foreskin does not stay back it rolls back over the head. so i have to keep it pulled back. My foreskin has a mind of it&#39;s own, same with my dick.

 

[brainzz_n_dong]

I&#39;m a hands-free kind of guy myself. Like one of the earlier post-ers said, putting the waistband of some sweats or shorts behind your nutsack makes for a damned nice profile shot at a urinal. Otherwise, I just whip it out and let nature do its thing. But, I do sometimes like to make sure Mr. Hand and Mr. Shaft stay on good terms with each other

 

[Knight]

Well I&#39;m uncut and move the foreskin back with one hand while pissing, the other is at my side. I reckon I could piss with no hands, I&#39;ll try it in the morning.

Also, dunno if this has been mentioned before but...Wouldn&#39;t a hung guy have to use a hand (or two ) when pissing to aim as the dick is curved downwards by gravity, a smaller guy would just be like -- whereas a bigger guy would be ---_ or something lol. Anyway don&#39;t you think the unhung guys would be the hands-free ones?

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by Knight@Feb 17 2005, 11:10 PM
Well I&#39;m uncut and move the foreskin back with one hand while pissing, the other is at my side. I reckon I could piss with no hands, I&#39;ll try it in the morning.

Also, dunno if this has been mentioned before but...Wouldn&#39;t a hung guy have to use a hand (or two ) when pissing to aim as the dick is curved downwards by gravity, a smaller guy would just be like -- whereas a bigger guy would be ---_ or something lol. Anyway don&#39;t you think the unhung guys would be the hands-free ones?

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Not all penises expel the urine in a vertical line. My penis, for instance, hangs straight down but the urine streams slightly away from me (5 to 10 degrees?) taking care of that problem.

 

[Nomad]

Originally posted by Knight@Feb 17 2005, 10:10 PM
Anyway don&#39;t you think the unhung guys would be the hands-free ones?

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To add to this turgidly scientific debate about flaccid pissing, I&#39;m going to align with Knight. Speaking as one of the [unfortunately] unhung guys, I never have to use my hands at the urinal (unless I&#39;m doing something other than pissing&#33; lol). As for scientific comparison, I&#39;m a grower and when flaccid I&#39;m only 2 inches.

 

[13788]

gamma_phi:

Originally posted by HungSpermBoy@Jan 17 2005, 02:17 AM
I don&#39;t know how guys do that. I have to hold on to mine because it&#39;s got some weight to it & I&#39;d end up peeing all over my feet if I didn&#39;t direct it the right way.

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Same here. Need to hold it to get it right.

 

[B_RoysToy]

It all depends on where I&#39;m taking the leak. At the urinal it&#39;s natural to just let it hang, because my cock is squarely over the recepticle and there&#39;s no requirement to direct the stream. When over a john I&#39;m usually guiding it with my right hand, at least at the beginning.

If I get up at night, I sit on the john facing the tank and it hangs freely if flaccid. If erected my right hand pushes it down to aim the stream at the back of the basin.

I think this covers all my ways of draining the lilly.

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by RoysToy@Feb 24 2005, 12:15 PM
If I get up at night, I sit on the john facing the tank and it hangs freely if flaccid. 

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Why?

I&#39;ve gotta&#39; hold on to it. The two streams (big PA) make the direction of flow really, how should I put it.....unpredictable.

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by KinkGuy+Feb 24 2005, 06:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(KinkGuy &#064; Feb 24 2005, 06:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RoysToy@Feb 24 2005, 12:15 PM
If I get up at night, I sit on the john facing the tank and it hangs freely if flaccid.

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Why?

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heh being lazy like that sounds like fun, maybe a bit awkard but fun. I might have to try it sometime

 

[KinkGuy]

But wouldn&#39;t it be just as comfortable (and easier) to just sit down facing forward?????????

 

[Altairion]

Lesson 1 in Laziness: If you sit facing the toilet, you never have to turn around. Just drop shorts(if being worn), straddle/sit, pee, done.

 

[KinkGuy]

And then back out of the john to save the effort of turning around?

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Feb 24 2005, 06:27 PM
And then back out of the john to save the effort of turning around?

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Lesson 2: Those who are lazy only consider the immediate situation.

Lesson 3: Regretting doing something the hard thing is easy to shrug off if you&#39;re lazy. If you don&#39;t put much effort forth to do something to begin with, why take the effort to think about it afterwards?

 

[B_RoysToy]

If I get up at night, I sit on the john facing the tank and it hangs freely if flaccid. 

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Why?

I began this method because 1) directing the stream to the back of the bowl keeps from making the noise caused by it hitting the water and 2) I don&#39;t have to be concerned about making sure my foreskin is pulled back, keeping the stream from going in different directions (as your PA causes, KinkGuy). It&#39;s a care-free method and no light is necessary. Try it, you might like it. You might hold up your ball sack, though, knowing its size and weight.

Let me know how it works for you, Altairion

 

[ericbear]

Originally posted by Altairion@Feb 24 2005, 05:17 PM
Lesson 1 in Laziness: If you sit facing the toilet, you never have to turn around. Just drop shorts(if being worn), straddle/sit, pee, done. 

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Although most people sit facing forward, and many toilet seats are shaped with obvious intent that you should face forward, I have met a few men that sit facing the wall. One guy explained that he had been toilet trained in this position, because and as he put it, "Mother thought it gave me something to hang on to (the tank), but she never told me to turn around later." On the other hand, when sitting while peeing, the backward position makes it less likely that you will pee over the rim and onto the floor, which may have been his mother&#39;s real intent. Although most adult men pee standing up, I have met two notable classes of exceptions: Blind men (although some stand), and men with PAs that spray everywhere.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Thanks for that input, ericbear. Mother&#39;s thoughts might well have been to keep piss where it belongs, as you indicated. LPSG has helped broaden my world yet again.

 

[13788]

Supersize: I normally hold my dick when I whiz to make sure it points down because my dick points straight up in the air and if I don&#39;t hold it down I might have a nice wet face when I leave the bathroom.

 

[Altairion]

It points straight up?.....You mean when you have a hardon right? Not many people have dicks that point straight up when soft, so I&#39;m a bit confused on that one.