What are the criterias for a flaccid penis? Is it flaccid as long as it points more down than up? I mean, most penises are somewhat small if the are exposed to coldness and they will of course be much bigger if you're feeling somewhat excited. If i expose my dick to hot water and jerk a little then i can almost reach my full erected size but my dick still looks flaccid. What is a flaccid penis to you?