When is big…..TOO big?
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“About 5-3/4", six on a good day…..”
And I’ll bet you are an asshole on all days that end in ‘y’.
I will never understand the motivation of people like you. So you don’t believe it’s 10 inches. Ok? Like who really cares?
That penis is huge by any objective measure. Period. Why continue trying to discredit the op’s assertion of its measurements? Does it make you feel good to derail the thread with your childish protestations?
Get a life. Or a hobby.
Perhaps you failed to notice that the vast majority of commenters agreed with me.
One of my many hobbies is calling out people who make wildly exaggerated claims regarding penis sizes. Don't like it? Then move on; I promise you, no one is going to stop you.
IME, getting toward that size is too much for some women, either mentally or physically. Best to get them warmed up in the dark so they can experience a cock that is too big and realise it works before they see it and object. I did have one very petite girl who called me back and asked if she could try again- she returned with silicone lube and we managed to make things work, although she kept saying it wouldn't fit as I was slipping it in. She later became a FB and we made it work many times afterward, but she was genuinely a tight fit and had to be really wet before starting.
Can’t believe we are still on this, but one thing i know I am correct about is - I’ve never made “wildly exaggerated“ claim, anywhere on this thread.
As @BiShyGuy wrote, the cock is clearly huge. And not like 7“ or 8” huge. It’s over 9”.
A “wildly exaggerated“ claim of a 10” cock would be if it were like 6” or 7”, then you would have every right judging but it’s at least 1” over the gloryhole opening which is 8.5”! Definitely not wildly exaggerated AT ALL
Why oh why do you keep getting back at this?
1. It is not over 9 correctly measured, but you kept claiming it really was 10
2. Jonah doesn’t have anything close to 13 inches, which is also something you claimed
Just a piece of advice. Best for you is stop claiming numbers, because you are bad at estimating. Continue this thread about he was to thick for you to handle. That way the measuring police doesn’t have to correct you.
OH MY GOD…..
According to measuring police task force a cock extremely curved like the one here CANNOT be measured because if you put a ruler up to it at 90 degrees his measurement would be 3” or something.
All you measuring enforcers are OUT OF YOUR MINDS.
So many rules, so unhappy always.
The cock in this post is massive and I’ve now sucked it four times. It’s DEFINITELY over 9” so please fuck off - never have I wildly exaggerated once on this post.
Go do something else.
Go bug another member and debate a 1/4” or 1/2” with them for a months ok?
NOT HERE.
Haha.
If you had simply said 9" from the start, we might have avoided this entire conversation.
(though I doubt very much that it is even 9"...)
Why has this thread degenerated into arguments about cock measurements? That is simply not relevant.
"Too Big" is defined by what the recipient can handle, not a particular measured size. (Of course, the bigger the cock, the greater percentage of people that would find it too big.) In my many years of experience, my big dick was Too Big if I heard any of the following before, during, or after sex:
Some comments may indicate you were just borderline Too Big:
On the other hand, there are many bottoms (OK, pigs) who enjoy a good long pounding with my cock. Clearly, it isn't too big for them, although it was for many others.
"Too Big" is defined by what the recipient can handle, not a particular measured size. (Of course, the bigger the cock, the greater percentage of people that would find it too big.) In my many years of experience, my big dick was Too Big if I heard any of the following before, during, or after sex:
- "Get that thing away from me!"
- "I'd love to, but it's a physical impossibility."
- "There is no way I could possibly accommodate THAT!"
- "That just isn't going to fit."
- "Take it out! NOW!!!"
- "Blurghhaghack!" (Greedy cocksucker violently projectile vomits all over everything upon initially gulping your cock.)
- "That would kill me."
- "You can't fuck me again. We did before, and it hurt. A LOT!"
- "You tore me apart inside!"
- "Well, maybe we can try..." (Effort abandoned as soon as head is in.)
- "I have no idea what I could do with that."
- "OWWW!" (Heard when you start gentle thrusting, as they violently throw you off, and sex is over.)
- "I want my cute little butt to stay that way. Little!"
- {whimpering and sobbing} (Heard as you wake up, and find they are trying to sit on your morning wood, but it still isn't going in, just like the failed attempt to fuck last night.)
- "I haven't been able to have sex for a month." (Consequence of what happened last time you fucked them, when they challenged you to fuck them hard.)
- "That would rupture my asshole!"
Some comments may indicate you were just borderline Too Big:
- "Everyone was telling me I was loose!" (Several days after you fucked them.)
- "We can't fuck tonight. I have a porn shoot on Wednesday, and you ruin me for a week."
- {silence} (Cocksucker passed out cold when deep throat attempted.)
- "I won't be able to piss right for a week now!"
- "OH FUCK!" (Heard when bottom guy cums on initial insertion, when you're still only half way in.)
- "I've been playing with HUGE toys. I think I might be able to take you now."
- "We can't fuck now, I'm still too sore." (Several days after you last fucked them.)
- "Are you going to cum soon? I can't take much more of this!"
- "AAAHHHH!" (Bottom riding you jumps off and runs very fast to bathroom, where they remain for 20 minutes. Poked too deep again...)
- "Guys, please don't make me take that one first!" (Bottom to film crew at gangbang porn shoot.)
- "No! No! NO!!!!" (Pornstar at play party when they thought you were going to be the second cock in a double penetration.)
- "I'm sorry!" (Heard when the bottom guy cums and is done after your second thrust.
On the other hand, there are many bottoms (OK, pigs) who enjoy a good long pounding with my cock. Clearly, it isn't too big for them, although it was for many others.
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Beautiful! I'd love to go balls deep on that.
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