While I'll admit that this is all pretty shallow, a couple of recent incidents with my girlfriend and her ex husband have made this a pretty current topic. The first part I wrote about in another thread, when she accidentally sent a picture message to her ex, instead of her best friend (Mark vs. Mary) and he flipped out. She'd told me that I was several inches longer than him and this was a very flattering picture. He was obviously pissed and went off on her. During the argument the size difference thing came up and she really just stuck it too him. The second was last week. They are just finishing up on a settlement from their divorce and he hasn't been turning over everything he is supposed to. They had a hearing one morning where the judge gave him until 5:00 that day do deliver some signed documents to her. She told me that when he brought them to her house, she answered the door in a T-Shirt, that said "Trust Me, Size Matters." I've had other girlfriends zing their ex with size references in the past and I''l admit I always get a chuckle out of it. If this actually turns into a thead, I have a couple of other funny ones.